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@microwaveddecaf

amanda. she/her.

 in the garage
Joined April 2011
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doing all my little hobbies, poorly
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locked myself out of my account like a year ago. we're still doing this huh
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This is half of America right now
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enough!!! Enough
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baby's walking around with kid sized oven mitts on her feet like little toddler tabis
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the chokehold this colour palette has on the designers of women's outerwear
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making jambalaya for dinner
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew18 Nov 2025
Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"
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preserving an ancient millennial art form by teaching my child how to make chains out of starburst wrappers
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on a scale from 1 to pissed how mad is that buzzfeed lady about crj having the same wedding dress as her
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cinco product
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dizzying to look up under a mimosa tree
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I thought this was a picture of jojo siwa
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trash jones@jzux25 Sep 2025
the lioness concerns herself with pretty much everything. she even makes up random new things to concern herself with
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It's so funny to be a person that lives in an 800k+ home and sell a used $50 Ikea bed frame for $5
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works for me anyway because I needed a bed for the toddler and didn't want to drive to Ikea
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Cardi@ohcrapohno15 Sep 2025
Yeah can I get a diet beer and two full pounds of crap
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337 breakfast
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Film Updates
@FilmUpdates15 Sep 2025
“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech
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this mom forgot her daughter's name and went to chatgpt for comfort and her response to someone pointing out how hilarious that is is to say sorry i didn't call dr. house
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