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Planet of the Bass
Joined February 2012
Brock Purdy by Week 7 after the 46th injury
Workshopping a theory that Brock Purdy is actually some sort of vampire who only gets more powerful as his teammates fall victim to the electrical substation
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Some of the fresh faces you'll likely be seeing on NHL season opening rosters: Judd Caulfield (ANA) Roger McQueen (ANA) Nikita Klepov (ANA) James Hagens (BOS) Frederic Brunet (BOS) Roman Kantserov (CHI) Anton Frondell (CHI) T.J. Hughes (COL) Charlie Stramel (MIN) Vitali Pinchuk (NSH) William Trudeau (NSH) Amadeus Lombardi (NJD) Remi Poirier (NJD) Victor Eklund (NYI) Alberts Smits (NYR) Porter Martone (PHI) Sergei Murashov (PIT) Ivar Stenberg (SJS) Luca Cagnoni (SJS) Adam Jiricek (STL) Zach Dean (STL) Gavin McKenna (TOR) Sebastian Cossa (UTA) Trevor Connelly (VGK) Cole Hutson (WSH) Viggo Bjorck (WPG) Tyrel Bauer (WPG)
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Mike Vrabel deserves this, Patriots fans deserve this, Robert Kraft deserves this. I’m sorry it has to be you, Drake Maye, but the universe is correcting itself
Is Maye crying ??? Nah bro I actually feel bad
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CRAB LEGS! James is an absolute treasure. 😆
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I want a neighborhood dive bar that charges a $120/year membership and pours $3 beers
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There’s zero chance he’s gonna win in Idaho as an independent but Todd Achilles might win best campaign ad of the year with this
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be rotund w me twin
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We won’t name him but I live with this.
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Macklemore confirms Ed Sheeran and his team removed him from tour after Kraft group rallied other venue owners and gave Ed an ultimatum. Ed told Macklemore that his “Free Palestine” message was hurtful to people he spoke with and that he “don’t take sides.”
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Replying to @wyshynski
Best part: Zegras: "Like Cole Caufield's. It's awful. I send it to him every day because it's terrible." Caufield: "Every time I open my phone, it's there. Somebody will send it to me."
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF
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Angels finally sold out of Arte Moreno’s grasp to Stan Kroenke, and the Ducks announce Ryan Getzlaf’s jersey retirement. What a span of 5 minutes on Katella. @SportingTrib | #FlyTogether | #RepTheHalo
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People in LA since last week:
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Gemini getting paid for this huh
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Søren Kierkegaard on the Importance of Walking “Above all, do not lose your desire to walk. Everyday, I walk myself into a state of well-being & walk away from every illness. I have walked myself into my best thoughts, and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it. But by sitting still, & the more one sits still, the closer one comes to feeling ill. Thus if one just keeps on walking, everything will be all right.”
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1 hard boiled egg? Perfect. Fried eggs? Just two and I'm good. Scrambled eggs? Three and I'm still hungry. Deviled eggs? 47 please and thank you. Egg logic makes no sense.
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Everything is about sex, apart from magic the gathering, magic the gathering is not about sex at all
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