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I'm probably the smart one, occasionally the cute one, and pretty much definitely not the funny one. Henehan Bros/Good God Damn Show/Think You're Funny

New Orleans
Joined October 2009
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I you can’t handle me at my “horny little brother from Teen Witch” you don’t deserve me at my “horny little brother from Just One Of The Guys.” – at New Orleans, LA
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It’s like watching John Cena playing the fun uncle in Fast X. Coach Willie Toretto’s all “family family” DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HE KILLED A BUNCH OF OUR GUYS IN THE LAST ONE
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Hey y’all I never had a Kanye/Elon/Jordan Peterson worship phase; what do I win?
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Who’s going to the game tonight?
0%Mickey
100%Spidey
3 votes • Final results
Please contact a physician if you have a flock-up lasting longer than three seasons @PelicansNBA @B_Ingram13
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I wish this wasn't newsworthy. REMEMBER: 0% who are "Pro-Choice" suggest or desire forced/coerced abortion. 100% who claim to be "Pro-Life" truly champion "Forced Pregnancy and Birth" regardless of considerations of age, mental/physical health, assault, incest, poverty...
Breaking: A Louisiana judge has blocked enforcement of the state’s trigger ban, which banned abortion as soon as Roe was overturned. Abortions are expected to resume soon.
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Former legendary @PelicansNBA point guards in the Finals are like caffeine or pubic hair: if I can’t have the maximum amount possible, I don’t want any at all.
MFW I have a really rough night at work but know I have the day off at home tomorrow and can cry about it and drink all the piss I want
Chaunce gonna goad CP3 into kicking him in the nuts. Booker will walk onto and across the court during active play to impotently mean mug him as backup. Somewhere in the distance, far from the crowd, Crowder falls down and goes “ouchies!” All four ejected.
“I’m your boyfriend now, Chrissy” *7 foot tongue shoots out of the phone for the deflection”
Me before play-in vs. me after play-in vs. me after game 3
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People talk about Coach Willie, Villy, Coach Fred, CJ, or the fans...I think Miss Albeda is the one to credit for the @PelicansNBA turnaround this season. Give her the max Griff, don't be a coward.
I remind Trey before every road game to get sauce for Devonte.
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Replying to @PelicansNBA
@PelicansNBA The final image of @ESPNNBA halftime last night was a slomo @_hoopinglife dunk with Eric B & Rakim’s “I Ain’t No Joke” playing. Now the rest of the world knows.
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@_hoopinglife I swear Herb, you made Lebron airball so hard he prayed to God in closeup on live tv it was 😚🤌
#HappyValentinesDay and Happy #PelicansGameDay from me and my beloved (drunken confusion) oh and also @KingCakeBaby
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Mickey? no thanks retweeted
New Orleans- starting tonight the THINK YOU'RE FUNNY open mic will be in the lovely backyard at Carrollton Station. We're doing our best to continue our tradition of tricking unsuspecting open mic attendees into thinking they are watching an actual "Show" in a safer environment
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Mickey? no thanks retweeted
I guess the formula is "regionally relevant x-men character" + "iconic limited comic series that gained mainstream acclaim in the graphic novel format" so I will be calling my terrorist cell that jerks off into each other's neckbeards "Gambit Maus"
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