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@mick375

An enigma inside a mystery, wrapped in bacon

 Lincoln
michaelnotjayfox.blogspot.com
Joined August 2011
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Love Twitter during the Olympics. People getting angry at sports they didn't even know existed last week.
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#BritainsGotTalent crow guy should have had his kids on first telling the panel how their grandad entertained them as a crow during lockdown
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At the time of Boris's garden party, the police were happily handing out fines to those breaking lockdown rules for social distances protest. MPs should face the same consequences.
If you buy a product from @CurrysPC_ you should be aware that they're disposable and they expect everything to break after 12 month's.
Wonder how much plastic carrier bags will cost me now in the supermarkets to save the planet.
Brian Kahn (@blkahn) profile pictureBrian Kahn@blkahn2 Jul 2021
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The Gulf of Mexico is literally on fire because a pipeline ruptured
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Marlo@TheoKaiMarlow19 Jun 2021
“Come on Theo, it’s a great idea - it’s gonna be really great.” “…and you PROMISE you won’t release those pictures?” “I SWEAR - just help me go viral!”
Shuffle T (@Shuffle_T) profile pictureShuffle T@Shuffle_T18 Jun 2021
Living with rhyme addicts.
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Lee Hursts' new character of a tone deaf anti vaxxer is some of his funniest work in years.
BMI? WHO? PHE? They're chatting shit mate. That bloke from Right Said Fred? He knows the score though 🤣
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@TheFreds26 Jan 2021
This
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If you're a fan of ABBA then definitely consider ordering from IKEA . I've spent almost 2 hours in total now listening to their greatest hits while waiting for @IKEAUKSupport to resolve issues with my order.
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1/3 SERIOUS THREAD PLEASE READ... : For those of you not in hospitality you might not really be aware of what the recent changes in the Tiers rules will mean in December. : We’d like to explain it to you so you understand... – at Lincoln, England
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Shuffle T@Shuffle_T25 Nov 2020
Little thing I wrote today. I fucking hate my voice but it’s the only one I have.
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Mr.B@gentlemanrhymer18 Jul 2020
See you next tuesday and all that x
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Mr.B@gentlemanrhymer24 Jun 2020
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Fear not. Back on Facebook and streaming Tuesday evening parties on mixcloud.com/live/gentlemanr…

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Good plan! Here’s our delivery service thestraitandnarrow.co.uk 😂😂
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Mr.B@gentlemanrhymer21 Jun 2020
Tuesday night! Join me for another evening of tunes, dancing attempts and possible bicycle kicks on the sofa. Join me at mixcloud.com/gentlemanrhymer
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