One thing about me is I will take a picture of your cat

I love being a man for Halloween

Panic disorder

I’m such a leo, today is my brothers bday and my dad posted about him on facebook saying “you’re the best thing that ever happened to me” uhhhh ok? am I not also the best thing that has ever happened to you?…

What is the scientific term for this phenomenon?

It’s actually so impossible for me to fully trust a man, I’m chronically suspicious

I just know this guy is in a cover band that plays at tiny biker bars on Tuesday nights

It would be a huge mistake for someone to talk shit on matchbox twenty in my presence

I know I’m gonna sound annoying bringing this up again on here but like… I wish everyone who has a twitter or instagram had a letterboxd. Ok sorry that’s the last time I’ll bring it up 😶

These pics of me from a year ago were my peak I fear