michael

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol 🍇: I just had surgery

the way b*te flopped 😭

secured the @ michaelk on byte yup

if anyone finds a MacBook Pro that has vine stickers on it that’s mine don’t ask how I lost it... help

omg I just remembered when I got self conches and deleted a vine that had over 100k likes because I thought it was stupid 😭

i need a new hit tweet omfg I’m a flop now 😭 xitter.cf/findurmeme/status/1154…

me when people at school would go through my vine account right in front of me

me illegally downloading sony Vegas onto my laptop so I could edit vines when I was 14 xitter.cf/findurmeme/status/1151…

me trying to come up with a funny tweet before everyone unfollows me and hates me

me: :( my cat: (^._.^)ﾉ me: :)