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Seattle, WA
Joined March 2008
I think I'm on Day 3 of "Justice League"
😞 #FarrowVsAllen is dark stuff – at Seattle, WA
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Something magical about seeing the amazing Jodie Foster at home with her wife during the #GoldenGlobes – at Seattle, WA
How do I clean out a peanut butter jar prior to recycling? Srsly.
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Two weeks ago I didn’t even know what a Marjorie Taylor Greene was.
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I think I could pull this off!
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Is emptying the dishwasher considered exercise? Asking for a friend. – at Seattle, WA
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Is it tacky to repeat the same David’s Bridal sequin prom dress I wore for the last impeachment?
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I do believe Brian Williams just said some senators are as dumb as a bag of hair. He’s getting saucier as the night goes on. – at Seattle, WA
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Nightmare fuel indeed. – at Seattle, WA
Holy heck, this Alberta Government COVID-19 commercial is absolutely the stuff of nightmares. #yeg #yyc #ableg #covid19ab
I’ve been playing Wheel of Fortune on my Switch. While the execution leaves something to be desired, the important thing is I now feel like I’ve become my grandparents and it passes the time. 😂 – at Seattle, WA
The most obvious of endings is also the most surprising, I guess. #TheUndoing – at Seattle, WA
It’s become something of a holiday tradition to offer a sale on all my art prints and home decor items this time of year — just use the code MODERNHOLIDAY at michaelgraceco.com to save 15% until 12/31. 👍☃️ Stay safe! – at Seattle, WA
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Wow, can't believe I missed Baby Yoda hiding from Anakin this whole time! #TheMandalorian #Grogu
I’m a bit miffed that #BabyYoda’s name isn’t Chad or Rick. – at Seattle, WA
Happy Friday. I think. 😅 – at Seattle, WA
Can we talk about @GillianA on #TheCrown for a minute? What a transformation. – at Seattle, WA
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Someone thinks he’s a cat. – at Seattle, WA