I am a passionate web geek who is sure that most problems can be solved with a big bowl of ice cream. Global politics junkie. Views are my own.
Melbourne, Australia
Joined October 2009
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Didn't take long to update the Premier's website!
#JacintaAllanMP #BenCarrollMP #JacintaAllan #Vicpol #BenCarroll #Victoria
ALT Updated premier.vic.gov.au website
If you join Trump's board of peace before midnight tonight, we'll throw in 20 Trump steaks, a Trump Mobile cell phone, a certificate from Trump University and a genuine replicate of someone else's Nobel Peace prize. Operators are standing by to f̶l̶e̶e̶c̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ take your call
ALT 4 despicable creeps, making everything crap again
Congratulations Erin Patterson on life with 33 years minimum. The team at Dame Phyllis Frost baked this cake this morning.
You'll have plenty of time to eat it 🍄🍰
#ErinPatterson #MushroomTrial #MushroomLady
STATEMENT: Australian Death Cap Mushroom Growers Association to pursue Erin Patterson for reputational damage and loss of income.
#ErinPatternson #DeathCapMushrooms
BREAKING: Local woman photobombs @abcnews during live broadcast at Erin Patterson #MushroomLady trial
More news as it comes to hand
#ErinPatterson #BreakingNews #photobomb #MorwellLife
If you've been trying to get a room in Morwell, our rooms are now free!
Our motels are all suddenly vacant from tonight ... Erin Patterson journos are packing up and heading home
#ErinPatterson #MushroomLady #Morwell #MediaGoesHome
Thinking of coming to Morwell?
Our motels are all suddenly vacant from tonight ...
#ErinPatterson #MushroomLady #Morwell #MediaGoesHome
Thanks @Skype it was fun! Our family even had a Netgear Skype cordless phone.
I haven't Skyped for years, but I'll never forget you 🥹
Out of respect for the passing of George Foreman, all toasted cheese sandwiches for the next 24 hours should wear a black armband as a mark of respect #GeorgeForeman #GeorgeForeman @GeorgeForeman
I think @grok has summarised my Twitter activity pretty well (still wish it was Twitter though instead of X) xitter.cf/i/grok/share/svbQKBBRH…
Thanks @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris for a sane presidency.
Now the shitshow begins — with top priorities like ensuring that TikTok remains accessible in the US — you know, all the important things.
God help us all during the next 48 long months
#JoeBiden #KamalaHarris #ThankYou
What does the winning team win if they win the entire BBL?
An exclusive refresher towelettes decorated trophy, or a lifetime supply of the Colonel's original recipe refresher towelettes?
Or why can't they win both?
#BBL #BigBashLeague @BBL
Please America, don't let this racist, rapist, self- centred fucking moron back into the White House
#USElection2024
I keep thinking that Mark Taylor is going to tell us that "It's Australia's favourite air" when he's doing the diving commentary for the #Olympics
Do I get $400 cashback for listening to his commentary?
#Diving @AUSOlympicTeam
Only @AndrewMcMurtry from @newscomauHQ has used "explosion" about the Paris train arson attacks.
Every news sites I've read - Le Monde, New York Times, Al Jazeera, The Guardian, The Times, New York Post - use "arson" NOT "explosion"
news.com.au/sport/olympics/c… @ABCmediawatch #rag
