doing a lot of reading; mostly your tweets.

Houston, TX
Joined March 2010
Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
Counting or not counting false prophets?
Banner is up. My church honors Christian martyrs. Does yours?
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As the nation prepares to mark 25 years since Sept. 11, 2001, Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan, may be facing the risk of renewed scrutiny and fresh political attack. cbsn.ws/4ycfaWy
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
This is what pro life/pro family is btw
Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s first “Parents’ Night Out” gave New York City parents free childcare for four hours on Aug. 16. The NYC Parks program offered children ages 6 to 13 dinner and activities while their caregivers got time to themselves. The NYTimes reported hat some parents went on dates or out to dinner, while others went home to relax, shopped or caught up on laundry. 📸:GETTY
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
New meme template just dropped. Tim Pool is an insufferable twat.
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
Shit my client says during a deposition in response to a yes or no question
I left my wife. It was a low point in my life. There was jail time involved. I briefly converted to Islam. I lost a long legal battle with Joann fabrics.
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
1. i’ll handle it. i’ll do what needs to be done
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
Let’s put our differences aside and congratulate JD/Usha on their 4th child.
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
Addicts will use any occasion possible as an excuse to relapse
For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie.
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
This post is for everyone ICE has harmed. In right-wing groups they cheer these murders. They write more. They write millions more. They write it like a prayer. I decided to ask one woman what it would feel like if the body they were celebrating belonged to her own child.
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
the cat was smoking WHAT?
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Mexico-- you CANT play to not lose. This is what happens.
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
Chappell Roan I have a job for you
Kids yell “Go Trump” at No Kings protesters Love it!! 😭🔥
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
We have now gone way past the reasonable limits of the First Amendment Arrest him
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
Is yall highschool crush still fine? Mines a stud now & she crip
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
Justice Department Says Filming Immigration Raids Is 'Domestic Terrorism' A leaked Justice Department memo directs federal prosecutors to press “domestic terrorism” charges against individuals who record immigration operations. reason.com/2025/12/26/justic…
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
when the culture war pendulum swings back to woke and me and the homies get to spend our friday nights giving illegal immigrant inmates gender-affirming surgery again
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
didn't you pop a slimy sea creature into your mouth using your hands like Ursula in The Little Mermaid?
A simple rule of thumb in polite Western society: if you can sign a document or shake another gentleman’s hand without needing to wash your hands after eating, it’s acceptable finger food. A biscuit, muffin, apple, bread? Perfectly fine. Saucy, sticky greasy mush? Absolutely not.
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Michael v Michael, The World, et al retweeted
if i dive into a forest only to find fake plastic trees im killing you
Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS drops new underwear collection featuring faux hair: “The Ultimate Bush”
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