I like my heroes flawed and my villains inexorable. ✍️ Read more stories: https://xitter.cf/t.co/yjBdSAzyTL 📚 Support me: https://xitter.cf/t.co/6nxlAuOsq1

Richmond, VA
Joined January 2018
Hell is an endless desert with a locked trap door in the sand. You sift for the key, always suffering but never dying. When you find the key, you no longer know where the door is. You search for that instead. You find the door. The key does not fit. Begin again. #VSSThreads
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A man found a bedraggled cat Whose fur was just one giant mat When he washed off the muck He found he had no luck For he'd actually rescued a rat. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads
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The magician felt around in his hat, then withdrew his hand with a sharp yelp. A rat clambered out and looked around, paws on the brim. The audience applauded. The magician looked confused. More rats emerged, a vermin wave. The audience stopped clapping and fled. #VSSThreads
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Mary, Mary Make time tarry How does your #garden grow? Forgotten hours In eon bowers And split seconds all in a row. Mary, Mary Quantum tear-y And now it's time to go But in reverse It's grown this verse The time rift starts to show. #WeirdVSS
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The Pied Piper commands all things verminous From rats down to beasties that squirm in us If you're in his debt Pay up or you'll get To serve as their ultimate terminus. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads
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The air in the cave was foul and stale, tainted by millennia away from the surface. No one had been here in eons. No human had ever set foot here at all. A metal sign on the wall said EARTH TERMINUS in a forgotten language. The portal below it was smashed apart. #VSSThreads
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At the film festival known as Sundance Indie flicks get more than one glance They still end up lacking In studio backing But at least there's awards in abundance. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads
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People ask me why I talk about monsters and spirits as if they are real. It is because disbelief is not simply the lack of belief. It is a force by itself. It crushes possibility. There is already an abundance of disbelief in the world. I do not choose to add to it. #VSSThreads
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Archimedes thought himself clever And said, "Someone bring me a lever And I'll move the Earth!" This was met with much mirth Until his successful endeavor. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads
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A man on a diet reduce-ant Found it was side effect induce-ant It was making him thin But all his hair and skin Was slowly becoming translucent. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads
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Every endeavor carries a cost. We knew that millions of timelines would be consumed to power our time portal. We deemed it worth the sacrifice. After all, there were infinitely many. We should not have been surprised other timelines were similarly dismissive of us. #VSSThreads
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Good Neighbor Fences, with Translucent+ technology! Preventing you from feeling hemmed in just so you can keep your neighbors out. It offers an unobstructed view of the landscape while editing out any annoying people or animals! It's like having no neighbors at all! #VSSThreads
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An orchestra thought to be frail Was changed to be too big to fail With nine hundred musicians The conductor cried, "Listen! I simply can't play at this scale!" #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads
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"Mommy, what kind of animal is the tooth fairy?" "Well, she's a fairy, sweetie." "But is that a lizard or a snake or what?" "Why would she be a kind of lizard?" The child smiled a toothless grin. Her cupped hands held an iridescent scale for each missing tooth. #VSSThreads
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A being made of ectoplasm Felt the remnants of its conscience spasm It thought, "I want friends But what friendship depends On luring folks into a chasm?" #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads
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No one knew why they went to the a Memory Chasm. That was the whole point. Anything thrown in there was gone forever, plucked from the mind as if it had never existed. The bottom was littered with the shards of things that had once been called important and loved. #VSSThreads
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In sovereign citizenry There's a claim that cookware sets you free If you bring in enough They can't charge you with stuff It's called submitting a panoply. #limerick #limericks #VSSThreads
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The clock museum holds a panoply of devices, all ticking and whirring. The true clock only appears on the hour when all the other clocks chime. The waves of sound vibrate it into existence. For a moment, that literal moment, it is possible to step between times. #VSSThreads
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