Journalist @Bloomberg in Chicago. Email mhirtzer at bloomberg dot net. Musings my own.

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Joined March 2011
In Overland Park for AgCon and trying to figure out what’s happening in the field on my hotel-room wallpaper
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Getting zero hits on a search for 'vidalia differentials' but maybe one day that changes?
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Corn with the ugly red headline on @TheTerminal 🚨
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The only analyst even close on the USDA numbers was StoneX!
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Lighting a candle for Case Keenum 🕯️
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Been working on a story draft most of the morning and cut a few lines from the bottom and the word count was 666, so I just decided to file. Now, lunch
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Maybe the Astros have a few garbage cans to bang?!?
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Sorry that’s a little low
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Congrats to the Atlanta Hawks for the amazing upset over the weekend at the Big House
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Where in Iowa, is what I'm wondering
Exclusive: President Trump will announce a Minnesota company’s plan to build a $15 billion steel mill in Iowa, as he looks to counter voter frustration with the economy ahead of the midterm elections on.wsj.com/4AUes2r
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Munetaka Murakami having the time of his life during the clubhouse celebration 🤣
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Pope Leo on if he had anything to do with the White Sox making the postseason
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These talks must be so fun because they keep scheduling more rounds
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But here I am awaiting next steps 😏
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What about stepping into an interview with something crazy from Scooter's? That type of energy, before the inevitable sugar crash, could be an asset to any company.
The firestorm over whether it's acceptable to bring iced coffee to a job interview reflects deeper anxieties over the rapidly evolving workplace landscape, says @bethkowitt. (via @opinion) bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
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Market update as this summit gets going: corn down a penny, soybeans down two pennies, wheat down a nickel and a penny
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Really loved this line. Watermelons are very, very *available* "At just over 15 pounds available per person, watermelon’s availability is double the share of every other melon variety combined."
U.S. watermelon production reached 3.87 billion pounds in 2025, with Georgia leading output. Learn More: ers.usda.gov/data-products/c….
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RTing your own post is sad and even more so when it's the only RT. And yet ...
Enunciating Statistics Canada the same way Dave Chappelle says Santa Monica
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Wasn’t aware the Bengals had a championship window but happy to hear it might still be open 🤞
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Writing about WASDE from a secret location with a decidedly bullish choice of seats
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