Chelsea

Joined March 2009
I'm sitting here watching @didierdrogba Premier League 100 Club with my brand new son and I couldn't be happier.
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I have two spares (together) for Chelsea vs Bournemouth tomorrow night. Great seats, West Lower gate 5, £50 each. RT’s appreciated! Thanks. @ChelseaSpares1 @ChelseaSpares2 @Chelseasparetix
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Oh how strange, Cole Palmer has come on and he’s making things happen. Who would have thought it?!
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An English crowd boos at the end of that
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Just met Frank Lampard 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Mark McGettigan retweeted
American artists often seem shocked at how good British audiences are at group singing. This from Elbow’s concert in Manchester last night proves that school assemblies where kids sing together must never be abandoned
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Told you. Every. Fucking. Time.
Lump on Danny Welbeck for next goal scorer 🙄
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Lump on Danny Welbeck for next goal scorer 🙄
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Mark McGettigan retweeted
Russell Crowe’s wolf in Gladiator was WELLARD? The range of that dog. Remarkable. – at Paddington, London
Replying to @ATRightMovies
In the battle, we see Maximus’ pet wolf. He was played by a Tervuren Belgian Shepherd called Kyte. Kyte also played another famous screen dog – he was Robbie Jackson’s dog Wellard in UK soap, Eastenders, for a few years. 7/43
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Already sick of having to call up my keyboard to understand LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON MY TIMELINE.
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I’ve got two spares for Chelsea vs Everton tomorrow night, West Lower, Gate 5. £40 each. @Chelseasparetix Please RT 👍🏻
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***Panenka Klaxon***
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Fucking shocking from Sterling there, couldn’t be bothered to track back (again!), so sticks his foot in and gets a yellow card. Good luck going to the euros you lazy prick.
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Mark McGettigan retweeted
Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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We are such a weird football club
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Just put my hand underneath the table in this pub and my finger came out with a bogey on the end. 🤢 May never recover from this.
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There are people responding to this as if it’s not an excellent gag. 👏🏻👏🏻
Real question is what is Conor Bradley’s best position? Surely a right back with distribution as good as that should be pushed into midfield?
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Mark McGettigan retweeted
Ramires. Need someone to leave a crunching tackle on the opponents best player? Ramires. Need someone to play wide to nullify a winger/fullback? Ramires. Need a clutch goal/assist? Ramires. Need a tanned Zidane? Ramires. Need a violent red card once game has been lost? Ramires.
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Mark McGettigan retweeted
If Frank Lampard stopped scoring in 2006, he would still have more career goals and assists than Xavi & Iniesta combined
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