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Oh my name it ain't nothin'. My age it means less. The country I come from is called the Midwest

Chicago
Joined October 2009
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this goes so hard
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And yet you remain silent on Big Bird being shrunken
I know how hard it is some days to sweep the clouds away and get to sunnier days. Our friend Elmo is right: We have to be there for each other, offer our help to a neighbor in need, and above all else, ask for help when we need it. Even though it's hard, you're never alone.
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People are going to feel so bad for making these Gisele Fetterman jokes when emerges that he ate her in a depressed fit
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France is made up of beef and onion slop eating italians who polished the cocks of german horses for 1000 years before being elevated to sapience by Churchill and Roosevelt
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Unreconstructed imperial fetishist Brit talking up French MBA programs like business school isn鈥檛 a makework scheme for fired CEOs
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Ok now you're just embarrassing yourself. HEC Paris is a business school, and is universally known as one of the best business schools in the world
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Himbo 馃嚨馃嚫 retweeted
Slipping in Houston like nobody鈥檚 gonna notice
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There are maybe like five universities in Europe that are better than the University of Minnesota
okay actually mad now, not for me, but for land-grant universities in the American Midwest
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Imagine being a European trying to shit talk an American over university prestige, like you have to get into the hundreds before you are finding American universities even on par with the average European one
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PEG鈥檚 alma mater (HEC Paris) in the Times world university rankings? Unranked, haven鈥檛 even made it on a departmental level since 2015. The University of Minnesota? Top 100 every year.
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I feel so bad for this person who is being misgendered and harassed online for posting something four years ago that all of you found cringe
you think she's out there somewhere defending israel rn?
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Do you have any reason to believe that this person, who was like 20 years old, is a Zionist? No? Just needed to fire off a quick joke at the expense of a queer person over a video that is almost old enough to be in kindergarten?
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The real Agent Argylle is going to be the cat and the cat is going to be voiced by Daniel Craig. I鈥檓 calling my shot on this.
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Cavill is going to play both the fake Agent Argyle and some kind of stupid cat handler that the protagonist assumes is the secret agent
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the replies and QTs on this are bringing out the absolute dumbest human beings on this website
YOU ALL SHOULDVE SEEN THEIR FACES 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃挴馃挴
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thinking about the brief window where chat-gpt tweet generators spit incoherent fire before they stopped working
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Remake of Monk where they make him 25% more autistic
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Himbo 馃嚨馃嚫 retweeted
Vibe shifts are in again, apparently, so I'll just note that my favorite bit of this terrible article from two years ago is that "Meg Yates," "Meg Superstar Princess", and "Office Magazine" are not mentioned at any point in the actual article
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Brock Purdy will not see the kingdom of heaven
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