@metascalon

I lived !!!!!

21+ // London
Joined October 2019
📌 drawings thread so u can see them easily
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Being friends with/related to adults whose birthday is *that* important to them is fucking exhausting
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it sucks in a way I sort of respect
Crisis core is one of the single worst games I’ve ever played and it’s genuinely baffling to me how many people I see who adore that game
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some of the tits on here really don't make sense
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Why did they ever unfat pikachu
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the suffering continues :/
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twitter porn might be bad for you
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they just advertise societal collapse on the tube now
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I'm too normal for this world. I have to die
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You should only be able to get the Gaitz icon for one day and if you miss it you never get the chance again
#FE万紫千紅 のアイコンパーツ【第4弾】は、Nintendo Switch Onlineアプリ内の「ミッション&ギフト」にて、本日から 10月15日(木)9:59 までの1週間限定で配信します。 華麗なる奏者・レダが率いる「薔薇の嵐」や、"闘技場の白髪鬼"ベルトランが率いる「炎の鬣」のメンバーが登場します。
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there's girls with piss kinks that never had piss kinks before
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why are twitter users so aggressively stupid
Couldn't find anything to eat in a country where their internationally famous food is fish and rice wrapped in seaweed? Theater for the stupid by the stupid.
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カチューシャをおでこに装備にして、ディートリヒと一緒に決めポーズをする娘
4歳娘、私がFEやってると、保育園で使ってたタオルエプロンを首にかけ背中に回してマントにし、長い積み木をもって剣に見たて、ディートリヒになりきってゲーム画面に合わせて剣振ったり勝利ポーズしたり、その場で走ったりしてんのがおもろかわいい
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And still he glutted! Top 5 lines in this game
1000 year old dragon man has his writing criticized once by a 16 year gets fucking mad
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heartwarming: this japanese street food actually looks and tastes like dogshit
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30歳独身女が作るやけくそカルボナーラ。
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the more wisdom I acquire the less I understand final fantasy 14 sex role play
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any feckless and foolhardy indivuals wish to throw themselves against the craggy shores of my lust ‼️⁉️
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thinking fire emblem won't drop inappropriate age gaps on you is like losing a game of chess to the dog that shoots you. we say "well we know the dog can use a gun perfectly well but perhaps it forgot" but it's all the dog knows
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