@metamorph0sing

if i'm falling, i'll do it like an angel @sluttysolipsism

 Chicago, IL
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Joined May 2017
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you’d think i’m the one from florida with the way i behave sometimes
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“he puts on bloomberg first thing in the morning? i put on future and start doing sit ups with naveen”
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James
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day drinking with @metamorph0sing
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Replying to @DaaaSweener
trust fund baby and freelance writer linkup
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Mommy is so sorry she waited so long to have you, she was busy finding what specialty cocktails and and niche perfume combinations fit her personality, and also the sample sales were just really great that decade
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“i wish”, like i’m not wearing a bikini and sunbathing in my courtyard with a book and a ciggy
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.@mithkii18h
This is the dating economy that made Amy Winehouse say “feel like a lady and you my ladyboy”
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the feminine urge to be a mysterious literary figure and the unfortunate reality of having a screen time report
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i was meant to be a reclusive authoress with a mysterious illness and several unfinished manuscripts
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i was meant to be a reclusive authoress with a mysterious illness and several unfinished manuscripts
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i accidentally got fatter for halloween instead of getting skinnier
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ron mexico@troop_haterOct 26
private equity bought my dick and nuts and leveraged my future boners
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Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
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crittur@miwwmiuOct 27
Is there a help line for kind girls
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finally
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babe wake up, weak men are creating hard times
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i want cereal (i’m out of soy milk 💔)
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the horrors persist but so does my ability to make everything about me
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mel🐛@meldotjpegOct 27
my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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Being Catholic in 2026 is just nuts. My family died in the Cristero War on the side of the Catholic Church so I can RSVP to a Sunday mass on Partiful. It’s For You dawg it’s lit.
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They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive
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my.life.fucking.rocks.its.da…
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i should be allowed to follow my friends on touchtunes
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