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Assured my check engine light was on because of the throttle body being defective. $1500 and a day later. Check engine light back on. @Nissan @NissanUSA I should have know when she told me it may come back on because of another part. DONE WITH #NISSAN 20,500k miles on the car
I was trimming my 15 yr old sons eyebrows for the 1st time(slight unibrow). He says, "mom what happened to your face. I remember when it use to be all smooth. Been a while since ive been this close up." 馃様 Ive been aging.
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馃毃 #BREAKING: Iowa senator Chuck Grassley, 93, third in line to the presidency, has filed the necessary paperwork with the FEC to run for re-election in 2028. If re-elected, he would be 101 at the end of his ninth six-year Senate term. AGE LIMITS NOW!
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If the Astros release Bennett Sousa before 4pm CT, the resulting good vibes from the city might be enough to propel them to a championship
Why tf is AJ Blubaugh and Bryan King pitching? Are #Astros trying to lose?
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Im convinced MLB is rigged or Josh Hader was tipping his pitches. @astros
My car insurance through @StateFarm went from $78 a month to $109 a month. Why? Because they decided to pretend to give money back to their customers. Im paying $186 for the $87 check they are sending me.
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i am so sick and tired of Bryan King singlehandedly losing games for my favorite baseball team.
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The same state that passes out taxpayer funded crackpipes and fentanyl needles to 100K+ homeless drug zombies is banning vapes. LOLZ
Gavin Newsom set to ban vapes in California - and the $2K fine it comes with trib.al/0uLqcKV
I wish the Astros would put a little hustle in their damn runs to 1st base. Pena beats the throw a lot of the time. Quit half ass running and you lazy fucks would make it.
Seriously.
Fellas, get yourself a girl that loves you as much as Joe Espada loves Bennett Sousa. #ChaseTheFight



















