Policy wonk who would prefer to be watching baseball and wrestling

Toronto -east beach aka scarbs
Joined March 2011
#1 rule for how to live
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DONT BE A FUCKING JABRONI
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My four year old kicked out of the one winged angel tonight. Keep an eye on her career going forward.
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I am ready to see clearly on this day
Replying to @RatedRCope
@RatedRCope narrates the story of a Toronto kid whose dream led him around the world and back to the building that first made him believe anything was possible. Tonight, Copeland steps into Maple Leaf Gardens for the first time as he faces @SteveMaclin at #MLPNorthernRising, live from Toronto. Watch live on PPV.com & MyAEW.com @stu_dos @Walking_Weapon @nikkistorm08 @HellsFavoritePK @ScottDAmore @myaewofficial @ppv_com @AndradeElIdolo @TheRealMorrison @MegaTJP
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Michael Smith retweeted
Imagine it: you're the world champion, fresh off beating the two biggest stars in the company, and all eyes are on you as you pay tribute to one of the most beloved guys in the promotion who died suddenly a few days ago. You're gonna go for his famously impossible finishing move.
WILL OSPREAY ACTUALLY DID PAC’S BLACK ARROW TO WIN HIS MATCH!!! ❤️❤️❤️ LISTEN TO THAT POP, MAN.
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Replying to @Kazeem
He’s winning with the black arrow
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Michael Smith retweeted
During a wrestling event in 2017 at Toronto’s Ted Reeve Arena, my 11-year-old son kept scouting reports on those in the ring. His description of “future star” @WillOspreay was, apparently, bang on. @AEW
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Who gives a shit about small prospects. There’s no baseball next year. Jays should just fucking buy and try to have a fun summer, who cares if it doesn’t work. Tell Gaus and Springer we’re gonna let it rip. Let’s fucking go.
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Wrestling is art and art is supposed to move you. This is what respecting the business looks like
20 years ago, one of the most infamous fan moments in wrestling history took place. Wrestling fan Dave Willis grabbed the microphone, fought back tears, and delivered the line: “IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!” 😭
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Michael Smith retweeted
Oh just one more thing, Belgium.
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Sometimes reality is crazier than science fiction. This is the international space station, carrying humans, passing between my spot in the desert and the moon. This video was slowed down significantly, as the ISS was only in my field of view for about 150ms
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Michael Smith retweeted
If you don’t look at the Montreal Canadiens’ 2025-26 season as an unequivocal success, with respect, you’re an idiot.
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Eddie Kingston coming to my neighborhood tonight, going to ask him if he wants to get @BeachHillBBQ after
TORONTO 😎 Don’t miss our most STACKED event ever on May 29! 🔥 AEW’s Kingston & Ortiz, The Outrunners, ECW Original Tommy Dreamer, Champions Joey Janela & Channing Decker & STEEL CAGE MATCHES!!! 🤯 Get your tickets now or stream live worldwide! ✨ Link in bio #AEW #ROH #TNA
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Ready to run through a wall
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Wow. The #NHL has docked the Vegas @GoldenKnights a second round pick for a “flagrant” violation of the league’s media policy. Coach John Tortorella has also been fined $100,000.
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The Pillar off Scherzer moment of the season
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Michael Smith retweeted
Tightest playoff series I’ve ever watched. A nail biter from start to finish. Had everything you could ask for in a playoff hockey series. A gigantic victory. Hello, Buffalo. #GoHabsGo
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Michael Smith retweeted
If you gave the rest of Canada a chance to vote for their choice of a Leafs Stanley Cup or a million asteroids hitting the country at once in any given season they would overwhelmingly take the asteroids
I used to be very set on ‘I want no Canadian team winning the cup unless it’s the Leafs’ But times change, opinions change, and the world changes, and I am very much rooting for a Canadian Stanley Cup winner these playoffs 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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This did not go well for the Jays
Multi-platinum and grammy-nominated recording artist @joejonas will be performing the National Anthem to kick off WrestleMania 42 Sunday! 🎶 #WrestleMania
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Replying to @KeeganMatheson
What is baseball if not the official sport of being sad with a few beers
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