evgeni meowlkin

league mandated erotica so bad i made a substack to complain about it longform fkestrel.substack.com/p/i-li…

They could have died. The reporter could have died

i call this my 'uncs still got it' spreadsheet (yes, I have autism)

I hadn't forgotten! The anova portal was down and I was waiting to hear back about how I could still donate. Between EDM, VGK & STL losses I've donated 80 total for October. @WaitingforRandy went to a hockey game last night and the puck hit the ceiling which was WILD. How r u? :)

Boots on the ground at Basingstoke @ Romford ELECTRIC omg

Are kindy and soda sid and nate in that one Tim hortons commercial? Is that what they're doing? Hilarious if so

Feeling very the strippers love me for pride night but if they could kindly shoot on the power play I would love the strippers back even more

Fuck kinda name is Boston Buckberger. I hope his vibes are as ridiculous and fun as his name implies

Still donating! This was for the knights loss Sunday, and the oilers and blues both losing last night. @WaitingforRandy hope you're well, my week has been hectic (AGAIN) but our new kitten is settling in nicely! He's been menacing our older cat in his attempt to be friends 😂

Papa to all

The fuck you mean we've got a third kitten in our house

Starting a rumour the penguins keep losing because geno and tanger arguing over cards is disrupting everyone's sleep on the roadies

only 5 non-penguins remain in my fantasy roster, but SOMEBODY won't trade me bryan rust* *which is totally fine because this league is vibes-based :')

Chinny looks like he's about to give his villain monologue 😭

Okay lowkey I got super busy with job interviews but two recent blues losses mean another $10 for @AnovaFuture! @WaitingforRandy hope you're doing well!

i built my fantasy team almost exclusively as penguins which has been hilarious but what's been funnier is my committment to drafting fleury for emotional support because he was available

so if i started making a hockey tarot series...

Hopefully he'll be able to take some time to centre himself while everyone is on the trip. <3

We lost but my jersey arrived :)

Made myself a little donation tracker and realised I'd missed donating for one of the STL games - oops! All caught up now @WaitingforRandy :)