A loud army veteran who doesn’t take any bull shit from anyone. Always fighting for human rights, fuck trump 8647. NFT communities 🦆@yuckyducks 🧪@Ordimutants
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Looks like I’m a be free for a while….. our plane lost power and crashed landed in the water. Everyone is ok, think I’m a go get a beer now.
Early voting starts today in Texas! Good luck to @jamestalarico, @Jon_RosenthalTX, @GinaHinojosaTX and anyone who is a member of the libertarian party.
Got real high and went grocery shopping…. What happened to the pocket? It feels so weird cooking this without the microwaveable cardboard sleeve.
Shout out to all the people who don’t want to have kids. 😁 I’m glad more successful people are not giving in to social peer pressure.
John Cena’s hilarious response to people who keep asking why he doesn’t have kids
Trevor Noah: “I see why everyone goes, ‘Why aren’t you going to have kids?’”
John Cena: “Me?”
Eugene: “You don’t have kids?”
John Cena: “No. Whoa, man. You came out the gate with the parent shame club. You know what? Should I be ducking that?”
“That’s the funniest part. Let’s lean into that. Go ahead. Go ahead. What’s on your mind?”
“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that, though.”
Eugene: “Why? How? Tell us more.”
John Cena: “My sperm has never fertilized an egg. That’s how I don’t have kids.”
When was the last time you had corn nuts? Saw a bag at the store and was like I haven’t ate these since the 90s 😁.
I’m thinking of getting into the movie industry, my friend is making a movie and I’m a try to get a role in it. My life resume is so fucking crazy, I’ve done more in my lifetime than most people do in a dozen 😂. If you are in the Galveston Texas area hit me up, we might need some more help.
If you want to know about me ask my number one hater. He says I’m fake, oh please do tell. Just keep your kids away from him, he likes to talk to them about their privates and tries to sell them sex pills 😱. Why did you go to prison for @pumpradiolive? Maybe Colorado police should know that you talk about owning illegal firearms as a felon and you talk to kids online 😳. Should I post the recorded spaces clip that I have?
I’m extremely high and I’m thinking that tomorrow I will go the whole day talking with a proper English accent.😂 Like why do we keep our regular accent, why can’t we change it all the time just for fun?
😱 CT drama is something else 😂, someone made a page exposing/ trolling the @UGLYDUCKLABZ and Scrooge aka Yusef 😂. I minted 10 ducks and never got my custom duck, add this to the list @Exposinguglyd