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Joined April 2009
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Shalom 🦋 retweeted
People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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this is so funny to me im sorry
hanging out with a couple and saying “may this love never find me” every time there’s slight conflict
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also I feel it in my bones like never before and, maybe it’s an adrenaline rush I hope I don’t crash but the truth is I’m a BOSS GIRL FR like hello????
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my pastor called me the other day to tell me that I need to stand the frick up!! and you know what??? IM GONNA (señor sáname, y ayúdame)
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I’d dump you for joking about cheating on me
Are you gonna dump every person that cheats on you?
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Adding “!!” after sentences so they know im friendly and kind, the one who understands
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Propaganda I'm not falling for:
A man can love you deeply and still forget your birthday.
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Shalom 🦋 retweeted
I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2028 I can feel it
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me trynna find a film exactly like the film i just watched but not the film i just watched
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i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go
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Shalom 🦋 retweeted
Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.
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Shalom 🦋 retweeted
“tell me i’ll never have to be out there again” is as romantic as the new year’s eve monologue to me
Reiner could’ve shot each call separately and just edited them together but nope. One large room, real phones lines, and captured in one take with about 60 attempts… it’s a symphony. He was such a phenomenal storyteller.
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anyways I miss my girl Brazil so bad
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Shalom 🦋 retweeted
Façam vínculos com pessoas simples, que tratam todo mundo com generosidade. Gente que não se importa com status. Gente que é feliz em qualquer lugar, gente leve, alegre na vida, cerque-se de pessoas q reparam no céu, sentam na grama e vibram por vc sem nada em troca.
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things have been feeling real weird lately lol like! I'm feeling much better but I'm really not tryna mess with or even LOOK AT any version of younger me????? like I DONT KNOW HERRRRRR bye I should get a therapist LOL
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I like this
of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.
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Shalom 🦋 retweeted
I'm going to have so much fun in life even while carrying all this heartache in my body
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