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melvin

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i have a girlfriend

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i spend a lot of my incidental free time digging through old livejournal scene groups. These were structured somewhere between forums and modern social media: users would write long introductions talking about themselves, featuring pictures. I present: The Livejournal Emo Thread
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Watching the nuke hit the Coronado bridge as Tatis strikes out on a slider in the dirt and we lose the World Series to the Yankees again
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Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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Motoboy - Leaking Spire [2023]
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does anyone have the video of this guy (or someone who looks just like him) jumping around drunk with an empty plastic cup at a convention (?) in a sam hyde gun shirt. my gf and I have been looking for years
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Danny Jacobs, one of my best friends on Earth and a generational intellect, passed yesterday. Everything in the world is grimmer than it was two days ago. If you’re in NYC, I’ll be broadcasting on 89.9FM and wkcr.org tonight at 9pm for him.
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@pregnantcopJul 31
exactly bro
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Pennsylvania has declared INDEPENDENCE from Great Britain. Pennsylvania is the fourth colony to unilaterally declare itself as independent from the crown.
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In a Doctor’s Office by Ethan Kaimana donotsubmit.net/in-a-doctors…
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I am the newest and whitest member of A$AP.
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Every day i feel such agony about the way women are hated in this world. Guinness
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when u go to a show that's like an older band's reunion tour.... Punkle's Lament
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goin to chicago soon.....It's gonna be hot dog after hot dog after hot dog
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Fuck mr potato head
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The beatles literally went to india saw the burning graves then came back and jacked off together in a big circle
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The roots of Lola Bunny were planted in Bugs' own sexuality and femininity long before her creation
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@pregnantcopMar 26
WHY DO I LIVE LIKE THIS? A program of films and a webseries by... Taylor Ervin Creston Brown @xyzfml_ Jesse Zhou @ClintTheMiller Clay Mills and me! Premiering 4/17 and 4/18 at the Roxy Cinema in NYC Brought to you by Sara's roxycinemanewyork.com/screen…
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Replying to @BeanbagSethP
When i saw portrayal of guilt there was a big 500 lb guy in an obituary shirt who visibly pissed himself and was hiking his basketball shorts up his ass and in between in legs to try to hide the stain
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@pregnantcopFeb 22
I went to Philadelphia and screened my close friends and mine’s films and bought Rick Owens pants and got into an argument with my girlfriend about where to eat
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If i had a penis i would lay down and pull it up really hard and then let go so it snaps back against my belly
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