How was that a draw? Dapper outboxed Joey Essex. #misfitsboxing

Peri menopausal. I come with a warning. Aside from the obvious hot flushes...patience is non existent. My elbows in constant pain. I dont know my own name......I simply will not tolerate stupid....or the noise of anyone eating. Don't ring me.....texting will piss me off, infact anyone breating in my direction and my day is ruined. I give zero fucks and I am extra cunty. There.....you have been warned.

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Just when you think the BBC couldn't get any worse, fingernails have now entered the racism chat.💅 White woman wears nail polish? Cultural appropriation. White woman doesn't wear nail polish? White supremacist standards of beauty. Reason 1,688,367 for the BBC to be defunded.

A 94% council tax increase?! Wandsworth Council can fuck off. Sadiq Khan can fuck off even further. And while you’re after another £852 a year from me, how about you explain to your own auditors where the hell your billions are first? Then come asking me for mine. 🖕 #wandsworth

Has anyone received Oasis codes for Knebworth yet?

Andy Burnham responding to the residents of Piddington: “Everyone needs to do their bit.” Great Crested Newts: “Say less.” 🦎 This was not on my 2026 bingo card. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…

If the Lindsay Clancy case goes to retrial..... How on earth are they going to find jury members that have genuinely not heard anything about this in the media? #lindsayclancy

Jury deliberations are taking longer than it took Patrick to move on. #lindsayclancy

I absolutely LOVE #24HoursInPoliceCustody, but the programming really does test my patience. We get about 3 new cases every 117 years while #Channel4 get u excited putting out episodes, only to find they are repeats. Then they FINALLY give us a new one that’s apparently an absolute belter & Part 2 isn’t tomorrow. IT’D NEXT SUNDAY?! A WHOLE WEEK?! It’s called 24 Hours in Police Custody, not 168 Hours Waiting for Part Two. 😭

If you were sitting on this jury at Lindsay Clancy trial, based ONLY on the evidence presented at trial and the judge’s instructions, what would your verdict be? #LindsayClancy (manslaughter reply in comments below 👇)

Ciara.....Going on Love Is Blind to find someone to love you for who you are, whilst saying you have a minimum spend of £300 for a first date is sending me. 🤣 Maybe love isn't blind. Maybe it just wouldn't pass your credit check. #loveisblinduk

Hold on......Patrick said he didn't go in the bedroom. He said he unlocked the door and ran straight back downstairs. Since when did he go to the nights stand and see the residue of powder from pills in a cup. Patrick certainly didn't testify this. #lindsayclancy

Finally Big Red bringing into question Patricks testimony about Lindsay being able to talk prior the emergency workers arriving. Then raising the question about false memory as the screen in the bedroom was not cut. I've been waiting for this to be addressed. #lindsayclancy

Fuck your telescopes and your astronomy. This is the only eclipse explanation I’ll be accepting tonight. 🌕🍊 #eclipse #jaffacakes

Good......vile piece of shit. – at Wandsworth, London

The BBC had over 500,000 people unsubscribe from having a TV licence last year alone. Now they're considering expanding the licence. I refuse to fund the BBC & will unsubscribe from Netflix and Disney Plus if this comes into effect as I am sure many other will as well 🖕 – at Wandsworth, London