@mellowintrovert

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 Jersey
Joined March 2011
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What’s the ROI on this date?
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One sided? Are you insane?
✧@AiredLmao_Oct 18
i wanna experience one sided love so bad, the peak yearning, the little efforts, the tiniest interactions making your day…slow burn love stories just hit different, one small moment at a time it sounds so beautiful 🤍
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Doing forearm workouts makes me want to punch shit lmao
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Throw the campus gym in there too
Nithya Shri
@Nithya_ShriiOct 16
Universities should really give alumni lifetime access to the library. We paid enough for tuition, the least you can do is let us keep reading.
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That’s literally the whole point
Aelin@linnssinsOct 16
someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw
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You got it
Anna 🤍🥀
@annhybriOct 15
I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”
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Hot take: #Sagittarius aren’t hard to understand. Be honest. Don’t control them. Don’t waste their time. And don’t act surprised when they leave after you keep ignoring all three.
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Stoic. retweeted
‏۟@marnmillionsOct 14
yall can say nigga but i can’t say mi amor? WOW
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Which of the sins are you most likely to commit?
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That’s not how counting works, Donnie.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 14
BREAKING: Trump: Canada will become the 51st state. Just like Greenland.
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If dating taught me anything, it’s: love don’t last but hoes are forever.
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Don't let ur situationships prevent u from going on dates & meeting ur soulmate. You are single.
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I just watched this episode of Suits and they broke up in the end
feral stardust@celestialxsighOct 11
Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
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The highest form of love is consideration
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I’ve already had my practice.
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Water and a blunt 🙂‍↕️
alex.@notdani444Oct 9
I had my morning coffee wbu
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🥰🥰🥰
dav ᥫ᭡.@daveen_aaOct 10
My eater never asked me to return the favor, that’s my why
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Getting wet is the means and the end
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@ItsJanataOct 9
Y’all traveling for sex in hurricane weather yes or no
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At one point I was working out so much and getting so big I started getting stretch marks. I knew I had to reel it in at
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I watch the first time but check them the second time and address the first time too
Otis
@brianxotisOct 7
a lot of problems could be avoided if you checked ppl the first time they tried you.
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