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High-functioning nihilist | Tamagotchi vengador | Jajan’t

Joined March 2009
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Están poniendo sus datos en una app de dudosa procedencia ya otra vez?
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NO DOLLY NOOO
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El vientoooo
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RuPaul is gonna get an oscar before Timothée Chalamet
First trailer for ‘STOP! THAT! TRAIN!’ starring RuPaul. In theaters June 12.
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in light of recent events i think people underestimate entitled parents ability to make up a scenario in their mind
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a chappel no hotel com a criança
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Hi @Flamengo! I was the one who ordered the security guards to mistreat the girl, my name is Gracie Abrams and I'm a friend of Chappell Roan!!
Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.
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Zara Larsson’s publicist rn
Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.
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chappell when the girl walked past her😭
Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.
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Juan retweeted
Chappell when she sees a kids lemonade stand
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Lorde se quedaba un día más y te bailaba Galopera con 10 botellas encima
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A ver sus PedidosYa wrapped
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Ya nació la virgen!
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Los Spotify wrapped que vi son, o la foto del pollo hervido con arroz, o “ahí va la distinta!”
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Tu dump de Noviembre son 6 fotos tuyas? xitter.cf/ndxjo/status/197136732…
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El coso que quería comprar de Perez Ramírez que estaba dos palos seiscientos, tiene ahora un descuento de Black Friday y está 2.800.000 🤩
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Esto 😭
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Ultimo momento: el coso aparece ahora en 2.530.000. El valor tachado sigue siendo un millón mas alto. AMPLIAREMOS
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Vi a unos gays en Instagram que pensé que eran hermanos, y en la sgte historia se estaban besando 😭
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Puede que esté sin energía eléctrica desde hace dos horas, pero por lo menos no estoy en una competencia de crossfit
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La persona menos graciosa que conocés, es fan de Friends
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