Melissa Tapper

I wish my brain had an off button

Thought my piercing had closed up. After violently shoving my earring through my skin, I realised it was the opposite ear.. #hardcore

@cambrynrob love it when u express ur feelings it's so beautiful

Feeling homesick @Harrrrriet_ @cambrynrob @alicechuter

You know you had a good breakfast when you gag after trying to fit into your jeans #noragrets

"If Courtney wins this mystery box challenge I am going to stab kittens" @MC5Elizabeth #masterchef 😂

Officially obsessed with @TheBlockNZ

"I don't have a back up plan because there is nothing more motivating than desperation and fear." #dreambigger

Whenever I go out I always end up in bed with a box of Shapes

I was forced to move rooms. I couldn't listen to King of Belair one more fucking time #uniproblems

Frantically trying to finish an essay on the due date and some Indian won't stop blasting Will Smith 70's tracks in the corner of the room..

"Rev it up J" @Harrrrriet_ @alicechuter

My mind doesn't just wander, sometimes it fucks off completely #naturalblonde

Taking a pic for insta & @Harrrrriet_ goes "Campbell, can I swap my Redbull 4 ur coffee it looks better" #peasant

Next time I have to say "try the new ToffeePops w 20% more toffee" I dunno if I can refrain from punching an innocent in the face #killmepls

@aashuandrews I know I'm so unlucky! Yeah I brought it up now cause I need it to get to and from work. Driving in Auckland is so stressful!

So this week I managed to 1)Loose an entire assignment on the due date 2)Get a $60 parking fine 3)Break my new laptop with all my uni work✔️

OMG OMG OMG @the1975 is coming to Auckland next year! I can now die happy 😍

"Who let the dogs out" is a song about ugly girls in the club #TheMoreYouKnow

@cambrynrob "OMG why am I not a famous comedian? Or actor?" "Cause you're not funny and you can't act" me lol