@megaforcebase
 Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2021
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Years before I started writing sad tweets, I was writing sad songs
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📸 fo.fong.578112
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Ed Zitron
@edzitron15 Nov 2025
Trill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Enterprise D and Shuttlepod Display by lunabricks #LEGO reb.li/m/241256?spot=socials…
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レゴでクリスマスツリーのオーナメントを創りました。 #LEGO #レゴ #CHRISTMAS #クリスマス
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Why did we get rid of color and decide every home should look like a clinic?
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I find your lack of tuna disturbing redd.it/1on7qj1
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The Iranian bricklayers must’ve moved to Philly
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The craziest conspiracy i kind of believe is that dinosaurs straight up weren't real
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His pet fish had a buoyancy problem that kept it from swimming upright. So he built it a mobility device
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Vixx@vixxjaney10 Sep 2025
Violence is never condoned. This however is a friendly reminder that Melissa Hortman, a seated Democrat, was tragically killed alongside her husband and dog just a few months ago. It was targeted attack at her home by a Trump supporter. This story was swept under the rug.
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They’re calling it the second worst received public appearance of the day
Andrew Hilary🇵🇸@AndrewHilaryUS10 Sep 2025
Heading to an open mic. Something tells me the vibes are gunna be weird tonight.
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EatinErni
@eatinerni11 Jul 2025
Day 2 of eating healthy 🤘
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I drew this fanart back during the 15th of Them Crooked Vultures. If you haven't heard them... you should ! (2024)
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Hey just in case this tweet starts taking off, I feel compelled to clarify that I am joking. This is not an earnest Jeb Bush “please clap” request, I just think it’s funny to have the tiny moment of insecurity when a joke doesn’t land and I’m making fun of that feeling.
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1 rt and I rip shots before solidcore
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Bonus shot from my latest capture of the ISS transiting the sun: One of the captured frames sat right on the limb against these background prominences. The ISS is so iconic, I'm going to miss it when it's gone.
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The US-Iran war would not have happened if Trump were president
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Window cat strikes again.
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