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I love when people are like “what do you do for fun?”, like obviously nothing, I’m depressed
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Sunbelt Bakery truly puts their whole pussy into those granola bars
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That post executive dysfunction shower hits so good
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Hyram
sarah@_____feifeiOct 22
Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name
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Fuck Serbia
Valentina Gomez@ValentinaForUSAOct 21
These veterans fought so Serbia can stay Christian & safe. @DjokerNole you have a beautiful country full of amazing warriors. Glad to be here to support @avucic
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I fucking love meowdoku
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Republicans love facebook
Drew Savicki
@DrewSavOct 19
Always fascinates me how the Massachusetts local news comments sections on both Twitter and Facebook skew so heavily Republican, in spite of the state's massive blue lean.
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Might have to watch this solely for Chloe Pirrie
Sense and Sensibility
@sensemovieOct 15
SENSE AND SENSIBILITY is in theaters NOW, get your tickets.

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Yea he would
Ghost Soldier
@GhostSoldierMovOct 14
Jim Caviezel stars in GHOST SOLDIER - exclusively in movie theatres Veterans Day, 11.11

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Anytime I’m in Plymouth (I don’t live far) I’m always like “it must feel so good to eat a turkey dinner here”
Only In Boston
@OnlyInBOSOct 14
Plymouth, Massachusetts, has been named the THIRD BEST Thanksgiving travel destination in the WORLD for 2026, according to Travel And Tour World. Only Paris and New York City ranked higher. Boston also made the global Top 50, coming in at #28.
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Me when I’m at the rink and go to the bathroom while my skates are on
𝙴𝚗𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 🪼@enebrinaOct 12
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Okay so what is the bare minimum to be considered trans? Legitimately asking.
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I miss smoking cigarettes so much 😭
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These types of tweets are my favorite
mallory 🎳@4uchamppOct 9
The Rye:
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This is how I feel about Ocean State Job Lot
soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 10
no one warns you that a good thrift find will turn you into a dog returning to same bush every week to find a pizza crust like that one time three years ago & never since
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Full bush out
🦢@FairyuxfheOct 7
FOR WOMEN ONLY: you wake up tomorrow and there are only WOMEN left in the world. no more men. what’s the first thing you do?
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Because maybe the bakery workers also want to work “regular job” hours.
Amelia
@amelia_tweetzOct 6
Can someone explain why so many bakeries close before people with regular jobs even get off work? I promise you there is a huge population of exhausted people at 6 PM who would happily exchange money for a croissant.
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The Vourdalak (2023)
𝒮𝒪𝒩𝒩𝒴 𝒮𝐸𝐻𝑅𝒜 ੴ@sonnysehraOct 5
in 1950, a photographer lost in the alps needed a place to stay for the night and found a rural italian commune, where he saw an old man drinking tea with a mummy. the corpses were from the plague, locals believing it was god’s will for their ancestors to protect the village.
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Every time I like a tweet condemning antisemitism, a pro-Israel tweet slips it’s way into my feed and I’m just like “now wait a second”
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I wonder if this is why my grandma married my grandpa
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Thinking about how I used to be obsessed with my former roommate, and now he’s balding
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