medieval art historian ⚰️ librarian

Joined April 2013
he proposed in our favorite museum in front of some rothko paintings with a 19th century pearl and garnet ring….ladies if he wanted to, he would!!!!!! @ngadc
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they took away his eye bags and his little hoops....he can't see without his eye bags and his little hoops!!!!!!
new picture of austin for the cover of L’Officiel Homme magazine! 🫠
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getting blood work the morning after seeing YCSE, god i wish theranos was real
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she 10000% understands the bit. her innocence is contingent on her not understanding something like that so instead she has to put on a fake autism act to the king of autism
If there's one thing women love it's when you show them "one of the most famous comedy routines of all time" and interrogate them on whether or not they understand why it's funny
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For those of you not from DC - this means runners, bicyclists, families, sightseers would all be displaced from Hains Point - so that a high-end golf course could be built minutes from the U.S. Capitol and White House.
Trump releases his plan to re-do the East Potomac Park golf course in DC. His graphic does not show the current road which runs around Hains Point, or the picnic and memorial areas at the end. Getting rid of those public areas would be terrible.
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Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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when i’m on the northeast regional that’s the real me
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men at the gym are SO funny, they’ll stay on a machine next to you until they’re shaking and crying and throwing up if it means they stay on longer. like my workout is over and no one loves you
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This is one of the consequences of Washington DC not having any Congressional representatives. The administration treats it like imperial rulers would treat a colony
What happened today was a blitzkrieg on a public park. A cherished DMV space. If you are not livid about the circumstances that led up to this and what exactly the Federal government did in the past 24 hours I don’t know what to tell you. Let’s do a quick timeline: 1. Last night, a Friday before a long weekend, at 5PM, government lawyers filed a notice that tree cutting would begin in earnest today. The stated reason was a pretext - apparently fulfilling a 2019 Cultural Landscape Review on East Potomac. This was clearly an excuse to bring the gangs in. For months the government has stated there is no plan, nothing has been decided, going to follow the law. Ya, right. 2. At 5:30AM this morning, 3-4 dozen workers assembled at East Potomac Park. The blitzkrieg began shortly thereafter. They were given clear orders to fell as many trees as possible. 3. For hours, from 6AM until 4PM today, nothing but chainsaws. Healthy trees, old trees, all would come down. No clear estimate for the extent but at least 100 trees came down. The devastation is apparent. Entire groves cleared. Not a single animal on the peninsula. Not a sound aside from the roar of chainsaws. Earth ripped to pieces. Anybody that thinks it is acceptable to shred public lands to appeal to the vanity of the President of the United States needs their head examined. We have been sounding the alarm on this for months. For months we knew this day would come. Where the President would, under dubious legal pretexts, sic his goons on a beloved public space. This is not a local issue. This is fundamentally a question of if we the people own our public lands or the temporary resident of the White House does. @jamie_raskin @JaredHuffman @DonBeyerVA @glenniveymd @MarkWarner @AlsobrooksForMD @timkaine @ChrisVanHollen
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Is there a death in a film that makes you laugh??
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i don't agree with comparisons of austin abrams to timothee bc I think he's special and unique, but he is like.....if timothee was czech instead of french. if that makes sense.
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Alfonso Cuarón confirms he is writing a horror movie. He recently met with Timothée Chalamet.
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seeing my fiancé post anything other than blind praise for Digger
feel like I’m losing my mind seeing this comparison so much
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europeans using this to laugh at americans (correctly) when the film explicitly makes the same complicity argument about them is so funny man like iñárritu don’t fw u either
If you have seen Digger, what’s your opinion? I believe that the only people that are not gonna like it are obviously Americans and right-wingers
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damn dude, last night was heavily edited to better appeal to the sensibilities of international markets. last night does not reflect the director's original artistic vision.
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choosing to believe that Zach Cregger gave Bryan an in-universe last name bc we've spent the last 4 years calling all his other characters "Keith Barbarian" and "Gladys Weapons"
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the people who did this walk among us. we are rehabilitating those in the biden admin who facilitated this already. the trump admin is continuing it. the triggermen get to roam our streets and those who demand accountability for this heinous crime are treated like criminals.
New aerial footage shows the scale of devastation in Gaza
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"𝙣𝙤 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙩" ꩜ #ResidentEvil mixed media edit by me / 400 frames drawn on by hand
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thinking about how in 2016 i would wake up and put on a full beat to go to my job as MAGCON photographer
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