I toast for a national magazine. I hear things. I tweet those things. My dream is to toast for a real f'in journalist, like the glorious Anderson Cooper.
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Some tool stuck a note on me. Without arms I can't grab it to read it. I know its juvenile & misspelled anyway.
Trivia Night is like a bright shiny light to a child. Just a lame distraction from true conversation. Much rather just hang at White Wolfe.
All the talk today is about some lame trivia night. I guess beer makes you a genius. 1 guy went to a clown college and now he's Gore Vidal.
This staff talks about the coffee make like its a miracle from God. NEWSFLASH: It makes coffee. One Thing! I toast bread, bagels, muffins...
@jpenico: any reason you have @chazrusso in your profile pic? I swear you guys are all gay for each other.
My old roommate toasts at the Navy HQ in VA. Tonight he txts me "Seal Team 6 arrived. Admiral asking them to take out Hillary." Priceless.
"I’m not anti-rap. In fact, like Bret Baier, I know the lyrics to 'Rapper’s Delight,' too." - Sarah Palin // WTF is wrong with her???
RT @PerezHilton Latinos making America better! // He is so right. Lawn care would be out of control without them.
Long AM. A twit in editorial stuck a bagel in me. Took 3 geniuses to get it out. Tomorrow I'm burning all of them!
Going to sleep now. The clown crew arrives at 9 tomorrow. You have no idea how hard it is not bitch slapping each of them. This place sux.
Watching Castle and considering writing for TV. Apparently all you need is a 3rd grade education and a masters in stupid lame ass ideas.
Been seeing ads 4 Marie Osmond "opening up" on Piers Morgan. I guess we'll finally know the answer to when a tree falls in the forest.
Heard over bagel toasting "This company acts like it exists to make money". No sherlock, we're all here to read your endless musings. Idiot.
The next moron who leaves part of their english muffin stuck inside me is going to be sorry. This shhh is about to get real.
WHAT?!? Chris O'donnell & Matthew Perry out of jobs!? America, I don't know you anymore. http://eonli.ne/jFxXBX