@mechjacktv

Misanthrope, miscreant, curmudgeon and sucker. @jfs@tootsmygoots.com

 Minnesota, USA
Joined December 2017
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Reasons to register, vote and vote blue: - Police Reform - Gun Regulation - Privacy Rights - Climate Change - Universal Healthcare - Livable Wages - so much more Not just President. Senators and Reps. Governors and mayors. State Senators and Reps. Every election, every race.
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Forward to: @jfs@tootsmygoots.com
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New cat names for 2023: Biscuits is now Sodom. Gravy is now Garfunkel. Say hello to Sodom and Garfunkel.
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My iPad just pinched my nipple. Bad touch, iPad. Bad touch.
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Hot take. If you think it’s a Christmas movie, it’s a Christmas movie.
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Why are sleeping kitties so adorable?
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I know this may be silly, but if you're a creator and you're excited about a certain game, please tweet about it. I can't speak for everyone, but when I'm looking to work with creators, I'm searching on Twitter who talked about [insert game title]. Makes my job SO MUCH easier 🥲
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This thanksgiving it’s time to pretend that being trapped in this nightmare prison of sentience, toil, pain and fear is something to celebrate. Be thankful this life is short and that eternal black nothingness comes soon for us all, for until then we are but slaves Enjoy arbys
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How is it that @JoeNBC is consistently the worst part of @Morning_Joe? It’s his show!
I’m not sure @greggutfeld could be a bigger piece of shit if he tried.
It’s not like I forgot, but this trip is giving me every opportunity to remember why I hate flying @united
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This was disappointing to see. @Wrexham_AFC were flat all game with a lot of potential new fans watching (including myself). They better pick it up Tuesday.
We can all agree House of the Dragon is trash? Right?
Just FYI, more former Mormon bishops have been arrested for sex crimes against children in just the last year than trans people have in the entire history of Utah. But guess which one makes Mormon parents afraid
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Getting a home breakfast sandwich maker for home was a great frivolous purchase. 100% can recommend.
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For my book, I'm hoping to interview people who ☑️ became organized 🗳️ If you were formerly kind of messy, and now are Marie Kondo's dream, I want to hear from you and learn your secrets! Email [email protected]
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Is it just me or was the opening sequence for House of the Dragon kind of meh?
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How was I not aware of Barely Lethal? This movie is squarely in my wheelhouse.
The “I paid my loans so you should have to too” hot takes are so gross. (For the record I never had student loans myself.)
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