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“ 𝐰𝐡𝗼 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑. 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃. 𝗼𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝗼𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞? “

“ ew. “

“ ...no. we’re eloping. “

“ no. “

// all i want is a cute futa to use my mouth 😔

“ i meant, it’s not— “ grunt. “ hard enough to be a spank! “

the vault hunter grit her teeth, that fat ass of hers jiggling from the impact. “ i thought you were gonna spank me! “

“ i’m sure it isn’t. but damn dude, tentacles are good. anyways. “

“ that 𝘪𝘴 included in dick, yes. “

“ hey, i’m the most sexually accepting person here! i like dick, tentacles, fingers, pussy— you name it! “

“ bi-ya. “

“ you’re so lucky i can’t make a joke with your name. “

she ( begrudgingly ) got on all fours, waving her ass around.

“ ...shit. “

secretly excited beyond belief. “ (yes! ) take it easy, please? “

“ well... i’m not, fuck you. “

“ on? “

“ how hard? “