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samuelz

@meatsackprison

u got touched

Joined September 2019
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i’m obsessed with you.
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this gave me horrible second hand embarrassment omfg
American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) profile pictureAmerican AF 🇺🇸
@iAnonPatriotNov 11
Gen Z is turning back to God 125 young Christians walked into a mall in Portland and broke out in worship singing "Our God Is an Awesome God" This is the America the left told us was gone
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I woke up at 4 am with horrible cramps Just to check Twitter and realize dumbfucks found my post Incest isn't a fetish or kink; it's abuse. And there is no such thing as a consensual, non-abusive incest relationship. It is also not a valid form of coping. Sorry not sorry
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This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Tony Washington (@TonyWashintc) profile pictureTony Washington@TonyWashintcNov 6
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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him just letting the capybara in is fucking killing me Yeah come on in whatever man
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@ceciarmyNov 5
Una familia llamó a sus perros para que entraran en casa al sonar la alarma de tornado… y una capibara aprovechó para colarse detrás de ellos
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Video is AI, the original is a deer x.com/IllogicalLying…
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edward@404radedNov 6
"I have severe bottom dysphoria over the fact that I do not have a penis and cannot produce sperm" "Just get this friggin epic strap on that goes in your heckin boipuss dood! It'll feel just like the real thing!"
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mom died on my birthday. a couple years later in the car with dad, the radio says there was a new p!atd album coming out on HIS birthday. he says 'worst thing to happen to anyone on their birthday' and then immediately turns to me with the most horrified face yelling IM SO SORRY
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Noah@NoahFentysNov 5
What a loser. You can genuinely tell she's mad asf😭😭😭
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the livia@toucan_evilNov 4
This is making me so emotional actually. He got to experience this
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Danielle (@DLVermeer) profile pictureDanielle@DLVermeerNov 4
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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@PopBaseNov 4
Don Mancini, creator of Chucky, declares the horror doll would be backing Democrats, not Republicans: “Chucky has a trans kid. Chucky protects the dolls. Chucky is anti-ICE. […] Too bad, Nicki! No AI, by the way! #bluewave”
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@HQNewsNowNov 4
Democrat Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Governor's race. She will make history as the nation's first Native American governor.
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Haaland, a member of the Laguna Pueblo, will be the first female Native American governor of any U.S. state, not the first overall. Johnston Murray was the first Native American to be elected governor in the U.S. nbc26.com/politics/ameri… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_…
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V@VictoriaEgreenNov 4
Tarrant county all of the sudden
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tytacobell@tytacobellNov 4
How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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How it feels being a Democrat rn
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sara !!@hollanovrryyNov 4
MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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Texas forever.
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If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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Me and my crew of transgender illegal immigrants rolling up to cast 3,968 votes in florida
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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r@ChathammOct 30
Oh :(
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maren🍒@the0nlygirlOct 30
OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
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