@meatpile

London's most middle-class white van driver. Gluttonous neo-vorticist with anger issues.

 London
Joined July 2011
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To all the dog lovers out there - this is a fabulous purchase for your pooches! #dogsoftwitter xitter.cf/Nigella_Lawson/status/…
Nigella Lawson
@Nigella_Lawson7 Jun 2018
Attention all dog lovers: Dogs’ Dinners by ⁦@lickedspoon⁩ is freshly up on CookbookCorner nigella.com/cookbook-corner/…
This @dirtcandy essay on women’s appetites & the shame around them is a damn fine read. womenshealthmag.com/food/a19…

‘I’m A Female Chef—Stop Judging My Appetite’

There’s nothing wrong with loving food. Lots of it.

womenshealthmag.com
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Are you ready for 420?
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Ah, the first martini of the season. Nothing tastes quite so swell. Except for the next, then the next, then the 8th, that one is superlative. From there on out the judge can't be trusted for a critical opinion.
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It feels like a good night for rum. I could be wrong, though I've never been wrong before.
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Just had a @melt_room toastie. And it was totally unremarkable.
Try as we might, we don't stray far from where we came from. At least not inside.
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Fuck yeah. @paul_a_young has made a beef dripping chocolate. I sometimes wonder if he's trying to seduce me...
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Today I got some sea urchin roe. Any tips? And if you say 'stir it into pasta' I'll smother you in your sleep.
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You know, I have a pretty broad-minded understanding as to what "sipping whiskey" is.
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. @TheMissAP nice that you can pay for a billboard campaign but still won't pay me for my last two days of employment. #utterpants
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How I Made A Man Fall In Love With Me By Dominating An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet: reductr.es/2uyhbgm
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Due to the popularity of running, I've decided to invest in knee replacement makers. #pensionplan
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Terrifying label. Delicious beer. @ London Borough of Hackney instagram.com/p/BWfsKxhDu2r/ – at Hackney, London
London Brick. Not the beer. #londonbrick @ Stewartby Village Hall instagram.com/p/BWfn9d_js0I/ – at Stewartby, England
Trying not to misinterpret the name of this place. And struggling. instagram.com/p/BWK514ojeh-/
Leather loafers. No socks. Why?
For @SimeonPearl I will be wearing a leather Hawaiian shirt at the @CPFoodMarket tomorrow. #coutureorganics #ricockulous
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You know, if you want Theresa May to express emotion, try telling her that St Margaret's Upper Fourth just beat St Mary's at lacrosse.
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