Jonas Klar

Oi, @Bruichladdich - got any casks left from 1989 doing their stuff? I need a birthday bottle, preferably something even distilled in October, if at all possible.

See what happens when Justin Timberlake cheers your team on. Winnipeg for Stanley Cup! #WPGvsNSH

Obviously the spam is plastered with your logos, hence my appeal to you.

Yo, @SkypeSupport - your retarded cousins in Taiwan at PC Home (who handles your sales in the country) refuses to let me unsubscribe to its spam. I've tried the links, email and "support" - no luck. Can you help or at least threaten them with something sharp?

Was I hearing things, or was that @JKBroadrick's JK Flesh - Earthmover on @thegrandtour episode 9, during the EB110/XJ220 drag race?

YouTube "reviewer" vocabulary cheat sheet. xitter.cf/tyleroakley/status/948…

Om jag någonsin blir stor ska jag öppna parkeringshus. #ocker

Någon i Lotus Cup Europe har det ultimata teamnamnet. #runesvedochporr

Here's an idea, @taoyuanairport - when it's 15°C outside, you do not have to blast the aircon on max. I know this gate is full of Chinese people you're eager to get rid of, but still. Regards, Gate D9 #freezing

And here's the "The ones that got away". Quite possibly the exact opposite of what I've spent 2017 listening to. open.spotify.com/user/spotif…

...Although I can't do the fancy graphical kind of thing, because regardless of what language I set on the @Spotify website, whenever I press "forgot my password" I get geo-shuttled onto the Taiwanese one. I still don't read Traditional Chinese, ffs. #highbloodpressure

For once, I'm using a thing other people use too. Top tracks of 2017: open.spotify.com/user/spotif… #NowPlaying

The same people who have these kinds of graphics have written an article titled "why F1's new logo works."

Nu börjar det bli riktigt intressant, på ett riktigt dåligt sätt. xitter.cf/sr_ekot/status/9358386…

Loving the linesman with the sunburn. #DALvsVGK