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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesan19 Aug 2025

Watching my youtube skate edits on a big TV

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 17

Paying $140 for a Santa Cruz blind bag Pokemon board and it ends up being this card

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 17

Going to a skatepark with a pumptrack today

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 17

Sober October is easy because I’m also going low-sodium. So when I feel like crashing out I just eat a bunch of cheese

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 17

Old friends of Debbie’s. Used to romp with her back in the day

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 12

Showing my barber a picture of Lee Harvey Oswald

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 11

I need the Zip Zinger longboard

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 11

The file “obama sneeze.mp3” is from an unverified source and may harm your computer. Proceed?

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 9

This is how Meta’s advertising their new AI app: Hey check it out, our new AI app’s already going through your private saves folder ! :)

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 3

Mattingly getting fired from interim manager position

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanOct 2

I kind of think we tested a nuke

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 29

The same guys saying Americans worship SpongeBob and Spiderman can’t give one speech without mentioning Family Guy 🤦🏻‍♂️

IRNA News Agency ☫@IrnaEnglishSep 29

Top security official: Trump caught in quagmire, unable to decide en.irna.ir/news/86278733/

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 28

Old friends and new friends and even a bear 🥲

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 28

Watching this animated show where Jon Hamm plays a detective and the whole time he’s just talking like drunk Don Draper

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 28

Simpsons season 38 premiere didn’t even bother playing the intro and theme song. Yeah good idea, just get right to the funny, why waste time

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 27

Phillies making playoffs

tendollar@tendollardanny29 Dec 2024

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 26

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 26

It’s so fucked the George Lopez Show did a crossover episode with the Freddie Prinze Jr. show, but you can’t can’t see the Freddie half of it in syndication 😢🔫

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 22

I’m getting my activity tracked across other companies’ apps and websites in a HUGE way

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 22

The BTAS Joker and Dr. Evil/Mini-Me guys know ball. The terminator and x-men ones are nerds. The vader dude is a poser

@andrewkphotosSep 21

6 of the F-15E Strike Eagles returning to the US after being deployed in support of Operation Epic Fury. Check out the nose art and names on the jet. Below each name are the mission markings 🇺🇸 T-1000, Joker, Fear Magneto, Vader, Mini Me, Dr. Evil

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Mr. Parmesan@meanparmesanSep 21

Apparently I’m the only guy in my company signing up for the health insurance plan that grants me unlimited free prostate exams

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