@mdipi

Founder of @SkateTheEast. I used to be good at the Internet so I'm trying again.

 Hartford, CT
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Joined April 2009
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“Please, please, it’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore.” No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more. – at Hartford, CT
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Why is “Down” by Jay Sean getting so much air time on Connecticut radio all of a sudden?
2021: the year every hotel completed the roll out of USB-A ports in rooms. Just in time for every single device to complete the transition to USB-C. – at San Diego, CA
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stack that paper up and then make boss moves, she like to argue so i sent that b*tch to law school‼️ *UH HUUUUH*
AuxGod
@AuxGod_17 Nov 2021
What Young Dolph lyric do you randomly say out loud? 🤔
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Remember when we almost defunded Paw Patrol? Wild times.
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Now do Dunkin in New England alone
Colin Landforce 🛠
@landforce6 Jun 2021
Starbucks customers have something like $1.4 billion in balances in the Starbucks app at any given time. We give them a billion and a half dollar loan, no interest, and only ask for it back when we want to buy some 90% margin coffee from em. Absolutely incredible
Just saw this same neighbor unloading bags of mulch from his car in the 90 degree heat 😂. #WeAreTheJoneses
M D@mdipi3 Jun 2021
Just watched a neighbor do 4 consecutive double takes on my freshly mulched beds while on a walk with his family. +1 point to me. #imasuburban
Just watched a neighbor do 4 consecutive double takes on my freshly mulched beds while on a walk with his family. +1 point to me. #imasuburban
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Okay apparently you can’t just “retweet” this celebratory notification I got. But I still remember registering for Twitter, on my computer in my Vernon dorm room at Trinity, spring of my junior year. Wild.
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Man I feel old...
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If I get tennis elbow from doc review is it workers comp?
I still can’t get over how good #guccivsjeezy was last night. 👀
Unpopular opinion: bring back prohibition. #banBooze2020 courant.com/coronavirus/hc-n…
Just watched my neighbor spike his 17 year old daughter in the face with a basketball and then give her a “You alright? Walk it off.” And return to shooting around like nothing happened as she wobbled away, concussed. 😂 #suburbia
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Just got yelled at by my “fiancé” for eating gabagool at 10:30 AM. – at Connecticut, USA
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Sent my dad no less than 11 progress shots while I seeded this patch of dirt. He was so amped. I was so amped. Fuck yeah home ownership.
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The second I became a homeowner I began worrying about what the lack of rain was doing to my lawn.
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Man I miss Dubya.
USA TODAY
@USATODAY30 Jul 2020
George W. Bush speaks at John Lewis' funeral, remembering Lewis as a man who "believed in America." bit.ly/3jY2D3q

George W. Bush reflects on John Lewis' life

Former President George W. Bush remembers civil rights icon John Lewis believing in the Lord, humanity and America.

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We haven’t been able to file motions in so long that I just had to search the state database for my own juris number ...
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary — Oh wow. I feel old.
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