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Writer, teacher, remote-first engineering coach, and host of @hacktheprocess podcast. My words are my own. How can I help?

San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2008
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What I write may not be worth reading, but at least the sound of my fingers clicking away rhythmically on the keyboard is soothing.
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Why don't Democrats agree not to ban gas stoves if Republicans agree not to ban abortion?
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I can’t stop laughing I’m going to hurt myself
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A recruiter reached out to me about a role as a combination scrum master and engineering manager. I didn't reply. I don't believe that this kind of hybrid role is a good idea, but they didn't ask me for my opinion, so I decided it would be most polite just to say nothing.
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Let's see how many of my friends can guess what building I'm in today.
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Yesterday we hosted our first in-person #sfphotocrawl since early 2020, although we've been keeping the tradition alive with remote photo crawls almost every month. All vaccinated and masked, of course. So great to see everyone in 3D without any audio buffering!
There's an easily identified cross-section of my friends who seem so happy that Dogecoin is having its moment. I'm loving it. Much wow!
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Time once again for me to take a media break and invest my attention more responsibly for a while. "If you want to help somebody, remember that you are somebody, and if you don’t take care of yourself, you can’t take care of anybody." medium.com/@mdavidgreen/im-n… See you in 2021
Find a picture of yourself from five years ago. Now explain to that person what's happening today.
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here is a thread of animations I made for anyone who could use some deep breaths
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Just re-reading the Declaration of Independence on this objectively appropriate day. It's shocking how tangible and timely those "facts...submitted to a candid world" seem in the swirl of current events. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United… #4thofJuly
Notice your gut reaction to the hashtag, then go read this thread for some context about the unsustainable role policing has been asked to play in our society.
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One of my favorites by Romanovsky and Phillips. Always relevant, and obviously so this month; this week.... Be Political Not Polite youtube.com/watch?v=45GOO3-J…
Note to Self: Please stop comparing my inner monologue and my Instagram feed.
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I kept on forgetting what date it was, so I made a simple calendar app to remind me. Perhaps someone else might find it helpful too: calendar2020.noj.cc/
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Yes, it gets stuffy behind my mask. Yes, my beard does get in the way. Yes, my glasses do fog up. Yes, I know it doesn't protect me as much as it protects those around me. So why do I wear it every. single. time? Because I'm not a freakin' PSYCHOPATH! That's why #WearAMask