Very seriously facetious. Memes, sarcasm, self deprecation & dark humor. Millennial. Mom of 3. Librarian.📚 Figure Skater.⛸️ #LeafsForever #LetsGoOilers

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Joined September 2013
saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
these assholes have one speed and that’s to blast my almost decade old take on 9/11 meanwhile they AGREE w all this heinous racist shit so they can easily handwave it away. perhaps the media should focus on actual electeds, campaign staff and the president rather than indie media
HOLY SHIT -- Tapper plays Mike Johnson footage of Republican candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," and asks Johnson how he can support him. Johnson says "Herrera has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online."
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
There's no place like home ... Vladdy gets a curtain call from the Rogers Centre crowd 🥹
VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR. HOME RUN AT ROGERS CENTRE!
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
It is LOUD inside the Rogers Centre as Vladdy finally hit his first homerun here this season. Dugout is pumped, crowd chanting VLADDY VLADDY VLADDY
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
Your brain and balls combined wouldn’t fill a thimble.
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THERE GOES VLADDY 💥 #PLAKATA
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
ANGEL GENAO WITH ONE OF THE WORST THROWS YOU WILL EVER SEE 🤯 A 1-0 lead just turned to SIX after Vladdy goes YARD after the error.
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
George is having the time of his life on Buck Martinez day 🤣
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
You simply CANNOT control his running game 🏃‍♂️ #BlueJays50
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
Put Hasan aside. It should concern you that the Democratic Party has launched a coordinated smear campaign based on nothing he actually said against a private citizen who is not in or running for office. This reveals how comfortable they are with just lying to the voters.
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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ERNIE CLEMENT, ARE YOU SERIOUS???
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
🔥🔥Ana Kasparian just went nuclear. The days of bullying people into silence over Gaza are over. She drops the hammer with IDF’s own internal data (reported by Israeli media): 83% of those killed in Gaza are civilians. An 8-year-old and an 11-year-old were killed and then labeled “militants” for supposedly crossing a yellow line that didn’t exist. The smirk on the faces of those defending it says everything. Watch this:
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
One more ovation in DC for Mad Max 💙
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
Idk, feels like it should be front-page news that the CEO of Canada’s largest non-banking company thinks that poor people shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
Is he doing a bit, or just comically incompatible with democratic values?
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
It is with profound sadness that the Saskatchewan Roughriders mourn the loss of linebacker and team captain Jayden Dalke, who passed away in a car accident yesterday evening. A relentless warrior on the field, Jayden’s determination, toughness and work ethic inspired his teammates, who cared deeply for him and are heartbroken by his passing. Jayden had a unique gift of making the people around him feel special and valued. No one ever left a conversation with him without a smile. On and off the field, he was the true definition of what it means to be a Saskatchewan Roughrider. Our hearts go out to the entire Dalke family, who traveled the country to watch Jayden live his dream. We will miss him terribly and will never forget the impact he had on our lives and our team.
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
all far right content is stuff like “we should live in the pristine countryside” and meanwhile they’re literally destroying all of it
The Trump administration has moved to allow drilling, mining, and construction in all endangered species' habitats.
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
Dylan Cease will start for the American League in the All-Star Game! He'll be the first @BlueJays starting pitcher to start the Midsummer Classic since Roy Halladay in 2009 🇨🇦
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
3 outs away from history 👀 Dylan Cease's 11th strikeout gets him through 8 no-hit innings!
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
Is this THE PLAY?! Daulton Varsho makes an amazing catch to keep Dylan Cease's no-hitter intact 👏
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saraharasaraharasaraharas retweeted
I promise no amount of explaining will prepare you for how bad this play is
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