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actor, comedian, composer, idiot

New York
Joined July 2009
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Chris Pratt has been cast as GARCIA in the BEANIE BABY movie.
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It’s the first of the month, which is when we share that we have a new Antic published on Patreon. Much more importantly, we would like to share that we stand with the protesters, and the entirety of our June Patreon proceeds will be donated to Black Lives Matter (1/3)
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Happy Mother’s Day, the lawyer in Jurassic Park did NOT deserve that fate. – at New Jersey, USA
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my friends/family/misc other loved ones as i explain for the 4th time that day that EVEN disregarding my personal bias second best dnd is a truly exceptional tabletop podcast w more skill balance & heart than ive seen in most ttrpg pods backed by professional podcast networks
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A man who sees dead people helps a boy who sees dead people in this improvised pitch for a SPIRITUAL (😉) sequel to The Sixth Sense. enjoy! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…
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When you ask your DM to improvise popular Dragonborn music, you better be prepared for the results. (Thanks to @janeknoxart for this amazing art of the whole adventuring party!) #secondbestdnd #dnd #5e
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Finally, we can share some exciting news. We launched a Patreon! patreon.com/secondbestdnd It is JAM PACKED with behind the scenes and bonus content from sheet music to lost episodes to brand new mini-sodes we call ANTICS! (1/3)
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Our faces when we get to share the Season 1 finale with you one week from today! #secondbestdnd (📷: @allystawk)
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In our latest episode we sequelize a spiritual sequel and ‘Return 2 Return To Oz!’ It’s as truly wild as you can imagine. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…
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We have our first ever LIVE SHOW in NYC @caveatnyc on July 29th! We’ll be cooking up an unnecessary sequel with special guest @greyhenson (Mean Girls, Broadway) and have our pitch fact-checked on the spot by smarter-person-than-us @GoAstroMo (Harvard & Columbia). See ya there!
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(melania staring at her closet this morning, her eyes darting between her "i really dont care" jacket and her "im complicit in my husband's crimes against humanity" parka)
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this motherfucker should never be able to be in public again without getting pelted with spit and rotten fruit like an actor in a poorly received 19th century play xitter.cf/passantino/status/1009…
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It’s the Second Best day of the week! The gang kicks off their next mission by attempting the most dangerous task: getting on a boat. Gail loses her nerve and knives. Bug never lets go. Yolanda and Hue pull off the perfect con. RT, friends! #secondbestdnd itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…
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conan o'brien in the streets, bonin and cryin in the sheets
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My rapper name is Lil’ Known
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me: should I buy a ladder or a stool? friend: the ladder me: stool it is
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Do not go gentle into that good night...rage, rage against the going gentle into that good night
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[me talking to an earthquake]: i gotta take a shower [earthquake]: I gotta shake a tower
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