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Toronto
Joined July 2010
Okay, enough already @DannySpxp and @SiddallJoe. This seems excessive re: Sanchez. @Sportsnet move on.
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Dared my cousin Jay to write a ballad about “that old damn ball in the wall” for Game 6. He sent this 58 minutes later: Barger at the Bat Things weren’t looking brilliant for the Jays of blue and white; The team was down a couple runs—it was becoming a frightful night.
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That old damn ball in the wall it killed our cheer, it stole our fun, it robbed the Jays of the tying run. It seemed a dirty trick—it certainly was no treat. An infield double is paltry fare for us upon our feet.
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That old damn ball in the wall In our memory burned For the runners they were stranded and no more runs were earned. ©️2025 Jason Harris
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fucking aspirations
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“I’m positive this J.D. Vance guy wrote more than two books,” I says to myself, certain of a prolific, bestselling author with that name in the 90s. Spent the last hour searching …Mystery writer J.A. Jance. I was a publicist for 3 of her books. Not a presidential running mate.
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Hey, @cityoftoronto 29° July temperatures and a “current 5-day wait time” for removal of a dead raccoon is not a good combo.
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The poor raccoon is gone! Phew.
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I spot Little Shrew, @KidsCanPress
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Nope. @MLB_PR @MLB Rethink this 80-day suspension of Orelvis Martinez. Couples going through infertility treatments will try anything, including Clomiphene. This is CRUEL. Support your players, @BlueJays!
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Michaela Cornell retweeted
"I created the book that I would have loved to have as a child." Watch author @RosemarySadlier on @morningshowca, discussing her new book THE KIDS BOOK OF BLACK HISTORY IN CANADA, on sale today! globalnews.ca/videos/nationa…
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Hey @RogersHelps do you actually have 2 women canvassing the west end of Toronto asking homeowners/renters to share how much we’re paying your competitors and when we decline they ask “Is that because your husband pays it?” IS THAT BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND PAYS IT?
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No one sees anything on here anymore, but … GO LOOK AT THE MOON.
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