@mclrnshitposts

I like sport as a method of self harm | heated rivalry | priv @secretshtposts #GoHabsGo

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State Lines Six years after Shane and Ilya’s relationship ends in disaster, Shane is living the perfect life. He has the perfect husband, the perfect friends and a whole future planned. It would be a shame if his new Russian tutor turned out to be the ex he’s definitely over.
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Having to go to Uni right when I get to writing a smut scene 💔
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One of my friends just told me they didn’t know I was a Habs fan? This was my birthday party in August that they attended btw
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My best friend didn’t throw me the birthday party I’ve dreamed of since I was a 9 year old boy in Quebec for you to BOT know I’m Habs DOWN
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I have simply never met a timeline I've kept linear ffs
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and svetlana is just there like “wow he’s feisty i love him”
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ilya rozanov and shane hollander for calvin klein 📸#heatedrivalry #hollanov
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Second period Habs have been defeated by a much more stressful Third Period Habs
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that fuckass AI Macquarie bank ad using sweet disposition is actually a crime against the Australian people
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These photos being one year apart is genuinely diabolical
van@mexicanesnupi14h
insane…..
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This is crazy
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EYELINER WITH HIS TITS OUT…….
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Staring wistfully at this photo as though I am not sitting in my flat which is pictured in this image
TheCityGuide
@TheCity66Oct 19
Guess this place without Googling?
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Holy fucking shit
6 News Australia@6NewsAUOct 19
#BREAKING 🚨 Home Affairs minister Tony Burke has told the ABC that Indi MP Helen Haines was struck twice yesterday "What witnesses have described is a driver doing a u-turn to get into the car park and to ram Helen against her vehicle, then to reverse and do it a second time"
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everyone needs to know that i can’t stop watching this fucking tiktok and crying @/ctrl1410 on tt tiktok.com/t/ZTf2YaVsQ/
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silver 🥄@baepshaneOct 19
yaga 💗
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Watching my best friend’s Instagram stories of her trip to nyc while cheesing like that’s literally loml I just want her to have everything she ever wants in this world
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Y'all this is the most verbose thing I've ever written I swear to god I'm so scared everyone is going to hate it actually!!!!
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« Gros but, Cole. » – Martin St-Louis "Big goal, Cole." – Martin St-Louis #GoHabsGo
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NHL
@NHLOct 18
The @CanadiensMTL grab the win in overtime! 🙌
Final Score: Canadiens defeat Sabres 4-3 in overtime

ALT Final Score: Canadiens defeat Sabres 4-3 in overtime

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The Montreal Canadiens play overtime hockey
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Zachary Bolduc you are an elite employee
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