Poway, CA
Joined September 2008
A lot of times my debugging progresses from "why is dev broken?" to "how in the hell is prod working?"
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So, this morning, I got my phone and told Siri, "Surely it won't rain today, will it?" to which I got the reply "It will be 72 and sunny. And don't call me Shirley." I then realized I had my phone on Airplane mode.
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Marshall Clow retweeted
Beautiful detailed shot of @SpaceX Falcon Heavy post-ignition.
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“If there’s any chance that anyone will find what you say or do disrespectful, then don’t do it” #BlewThatWithThisTweet
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Just got a phone call: Telemarketer: I’m calling in regard to your SDG&E bill. Me: Are you calling from SDG&E? TM: <silence> <hang up>
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The #Patriots have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
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The #Vikings have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
The #Jaguars have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
The #Saints have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
The #Steelers have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
The #Titans have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
The #Falcons have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
Appalachian State averaged 25,787 fans/game for their 6 home games. The LA #Chargers averaged 25,335 fans/game for their 8 home games.
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The #Panthers have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
The #Bills have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
The #Rams have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
The #Chiefs have been eliminated from the postseason. #NFLDeathwatch
Marshall Clow retweeted
We owe a debt of gratitude to the unsung heroes of Spectre and Meltdown: the thousands of engineers that spent their holidays working on OS patches, browser patches, cloud roll-outs, and more. Thank you.
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Early Friday morning the unix epoch millis will hit 1515151515151. Don't be caught unprepared.
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