"Don't tell jokes that don't make you laugh and don't tell stories that don't make you cry." - @DanHarmon #quotables #goodDMadvice

My co workers had an AI whip up a photo of me as a #dungeonmaster.

Yeah, not gonna touch @nextjs again either. Between that and @supabase I wasted days chasing problems that I've never experienced elsewhere. Chunks that won't load. Components that won't refresh. I wrote my own #backend and everything works now. 🤙 Later.

This would be cool as an audio visualizer

Ny upcoming campaigns are nearly here. Starting in October we will have two exciting new campaigns set in my ongoing world. youtu.be/UrJCODpfwrQ #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #tabletop #noheroes

Tried for days to overcome a component refresh issue with @supabase. Component loads data on page refresh but not when the components refresh. After days of trying to figure it out, and seeing the same issue appear in a total rebuild, I give up. I'll just use my own backend ✋

Good grief @Meta @Facebook what is this!? Can someone PLEASE review my account!?!? Respectfully speaking, this is lunacy! I did not do anything to warrant the disablement of my account! Please let me have my account back for the love of all that's good and holy.

My @googlepixel #fold9 cracked along the middle crease, inside of two weeks. I never open this thing and it's somehow cracked up on the inside? Wtf?

So hey @mcdonalds, if we ask for no ice in our orange juice, is it standard practice to water it down instead? Asking for a friend. #juicegate? She says it tastes funny, I say it tastes and looks watered down. Remember when a branch told me they don't fill a no ice cup?

I gotta seek legal action do I?

Hey @META @facebook is there a reason I'm still awaiting any outcome? Literally you've approved drug dealers but continue to leave me banned for a joke post.

🛠️ ZK-STARK engine finished 🏎️ WASM proofs running in-browser 🚀 Frontend live for demo Minerva is built for enterprise #esg and #compliance. zkesg.com #Startup #VC #ZKProofs #Winterfell #B2B #RegTech

Trust is the new currency. Minerva is building a recurring SaaS model around zero-knowledge ESG proofs: • Self-serve dashboards • Pay-per-proof or tiered access • Supplier onboarding baked in • Auditor dashboard, audit trails ZK meets revenue. #ZKP #SaaS #ClimateTech

🌐 Trust without access. Proof without exposure. We just shipped the ZK-STARK powered engine behind Minerva — a zero-knowledge SaaS that lets enterprises prove ESG claims without revealing sensitive data. #zkSTARKS #ZeroKnowledge #ESG #DataPrivacy #RegTech #SupplyChain

Built a SaaS stack for zk-proof generation: 🖥️ React + Tailwind frontend 🔧 Rust backend w/ Winterfell ZK-STARKs 🧪 JSON circuits → execution traces 🧠 WASM export for browser-based proof gen #ZKProofs #RustLang #WASM #PrivacyInfra #Winterfell #ZKSTARK

Finally hit the breakthrough I needed. The #zkSTARK version of the Minerva zkESG engine is live — powered by #Winterfell. Now any enterprise can generate post-quantum secure zero-knowledge proofs of compliance data. 🔒 No blockchain 🧩 JSON circuits #ZK #PrivacyTech #SaaS

Just the perfect floof loaf ❤️