ALT Viridian and Astarion are sitting on a log. Astarion is leaning flirtatiously towards Viridian, saying, "Soo darling... Is there a reason you came all the way over here? What did you want to... discuss?"

ALT A close up of Viridian's face. She looks up at Astarion, saying, "Um..." In thought bubbles, she is thinking, "Quick! Uhhh- uhhh- uhhh... What's interesting? What do people talk about?"

ALT Another shot of both Viridian and Astarion. Viridian settles on saying, "The weather." She and Astarion both look surprised at what she's saying.

ALT Another closeup of Viridian's face. She has her eyes closed, a resigned look on her face. Astarion laughs offscreen at the absurdity of her response, while Viridian thinks, "dear gods please strike me down"