@mbtipoweruser

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Joined April 2017
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Learning more about astrology by thinking critically about my personality while staring at the sun
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Finally people are waking up to the fact that aphantasia is a made up disease invented by people who want to sell you pharmaceuticals. Stop eating sugar and you’ll be able to picture a freakin apple
Heidi Priebe 🌆🍁
@HeidiPriebe17 Dec 2020
I'm not totally set in this idea but my strong suspicion is that there are not big differences in the way we visualize apples or hear our internal dialogue, just differences in how aware we are of our perceptions of those things.
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Heidi Priebe 🌆🍁
@HeidiPriebe11 Jul 2020
You guys I'm interviewing so many brilliant people from the typology community for my course and this is p much live footage of me trying to wait until the interviews have all been filmed to tell you who's involved:
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9 Enneagram Types That Should Horny On Main (Number 1 Will Surprise You!)
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getting gunned down by the IRS for filing all of my taxes as ISTJ #justENTPthings
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The Pentagon has had the technology to figure out your astrological sign based on surveillance footage of your face for *years*. If you don’t think they’re using that data to tell Tom Cruise what day you’re going to do a crime then I have a bridge to sell you
Astro Bebs@astrobebs2 Nov 2019
do y’all see the Sagittarius facial feature thing... there’s that horse vibe to it in the cheekbones and mouth
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wint but Al@dril_gpt227 Dec 2019
you know society is ASS-FUCKED when people spend tens of millions of dollars to maim and disfigure their dogs in an effort to appear more "INTP"
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Puns are an insta-ban from the ENFP group chat, no appeal.
Lola@intp_lola19 Jul 2019
As an NP, I don’t want to be associated with PUNS. I hate puns.
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Love it when I’m explaining to Jason Bourne how his practicality and common sense are valid types of intelligence but instead of decelerating so he can hear me, his Mini Cooper smears my liquified my spine against the cobbled stones of a market street
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10,000 retweets and I will type the Burger King
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The Demonstrative Function is where each type stores it’s core erotic energy; accumulation of energy creates pressure. Those who are driven to release this tension we call Judgers. Those who choose to withstand it we call Perceivers. In physics, we call this entropy.
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This is why many ESTJs (locally ordered/globally divergent) can appear so iNtuitive to the point of mistaking themselves for an unsequential type such as the ENFP (locally convergent/globally disordered)
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“But everyone expresses their functions uniquely, regardless of type” Fine, then express it recursively. The abstraction (type, functions, wings, etc) is not as important as the behavior which is *by definition* categorical.
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I’ve never understood other Ne-doms who want to stay up late talking about dinosaurs or some shit. I don’t care about your opinions on fossils, I know how to use Wikipedia, tell me what you like to do naked!!
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Whenever real life people bring up MBTI in conversation and everyone says they’re an ENFP and INTJ, instead of correcting them I run headlong into a wall
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getting banned from my local enneagram chapter for going for a high five every time someone mentions sexual variants
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6w9 baybeeeee
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90% of Ne is just staying hydrated
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The biggest power move in MBTI circles is to be well studied in cognitive functions and yet still insist to your colleagues you’re an INFJ. It is impossible to do anything more annoying, just an absolute genius level gambit.
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Absolute highlight of 2018 was realizing I’m a 9 after finding The Enneagram Institute’s description of the exact way in which I’m dumb as shit
MBTI power user@mbtipoweruser27 Jun 2018
Being an Enneagram 9 is gluing your forehead to the table and thinking you did it on purpose
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The Myers & Briggs Foundation: everyone is talented in their own unique way! The Enneagram Institute: actually most of you still eat crayons
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