International Math Olympiad medalist. Created https://xitter.cf/t.co/MmxHsyRMYd prev @meta | @google 16 @wsop rings | 🌱 Vegan

SD | NYC
Joined March 2009
First they came for the lettuce. Then they came for the avocados. When they come for the tomatoes what are we going to do then?
FDA upgrades recall on Whole Foods guacamole to highest threat level trib.al/3ZAyYfl
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I heard London has 3 airports, they’re gonna need them with all the people sent back home by Messi
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As a vegan I do not approve this message 😭
A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it. A fecal parasite illness, known as cyclosporiasis, has now reached California. NBC 7’s Shandel Menezes has details. on.nbc7.com/fJ8api2
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If you swap Argentina for England vs Norway tonight the pundits woulda been rioting in the streets, but because it’s England benefiting from at least 2 if not 3 obvious errors, everyone’s quiet.
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Played two hands bad and one bad beat at the TV feature table = 20th in the monster. My best NLHE result in a live bracelet event somehow. Bracelet dream still a dream 🥺
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Secured the @25kfantasy bonus and chip lead heading into day 4 tomorrow
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Day 3️⃣ of the @WSOP $1,500 Monster Stack is underway! The event attracted a massive field of 11,933 entries, generating a huge prize pool of $12,178,625. 😮 660 players return today including Ralph Perry, Valentin "@mblasterx" Vornicu, @joaosimaobh, and Brian "@byoonz" Yoon. Live Updates 👇
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. @Kevmath @WSOPOnlinePoker I made day 2 of the $250 Mystery bounty WSOP bracelet event, but there's more flights that apparently I can still register. What's the rules on that? (biggest stack goes forward, rest receive min-cash?) I can't find anything online
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How it feels to be the only one without a bracelet on Team Fleyshman but at least I contribute 43 final tables: 👀
Made an infographic with all the players from the @25kfantasy draft. Had Codex calculate all the earnings, cashes, final tables, etc. Did not anticipate the outcome being this one-sided😅. Also, DNeg's team having $70m more in live cashes than second is crazy.
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First day at 2026 @wsop first color up 👀
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. @Kevmath is the late reg for the Mystery $550 end at end of level 10 or beginning of level 11? (there is a 20 break so I’m asking if you can reg during that break.) The app says end of level 10
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Back to back rings!! 🙈 just shipped @wsop ring #16 today not bad for a weekend warrior 2 rings in 3 days, thanks @DJVEGAS3 for all great series you put on!
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It’s like riding a bicycle they say, because I just won @wsop ring number 15 at @CommerceCasino
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I guess I'm one of the Google ones
What do the smartest kids in the world do when they grow up? I did the largest study of ~18,000 International Olympiad medalists (IMO, IOI and IPhO) over the last 25yrs, arguably the sharpest analytical minds of the world in high school, to see where they ended up and traced ~50% of them. Founders of ~20 unicorns and ~7 decacorns and ~10 billionaires: OpenAI, Cursor, Stripe, Databricks, Perplexity, Ethereum, Cognition, Hyperliquid, Fireworks, Modal, Quora, Parallel, Cartesia, Wispr Most kids went to MIT, a whopping 12% of them, followed by Cambridge (7%) and Sharif (3%)! The career paths they chose (of those who graduated) were: — 36% Academia (professors) — 26% Other — 22% in Software / Tech — 12% in Quant / Finance — 5% Founders! The biggest employer was Google, by far, at 6%. Others interesting tidbits were: — 47 of them work at Jane Street (#3) — 38 at OpenAI (#5) — 15 at Anthropic — 8 at Cognition — 6 at Isomorphic Labs Olympiaders were 1500x more likely to be billionaires and 4000x more likely to be unicorn founders than the average person!
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Why does this first quarter in 2026 feels like 4 years?
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Facts
This is also because the hot men with perfect pictures are whores. A normal god-fearing monogamous man doesn’t have magazine qualities pics of himself. He has a pic of him with a fish or skiing idk
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Our competition for chatGPT, museAI is now live externally at meta.ai give it a whirl
1/ today we're releasing muse spark, the first model from MSL. nine months ago we rebuilt our ai stack from scratch. new infrastructure, new architecture, new data pipelines. muse spark is the result of that work, and now it powers meta ai. 🧵
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You walk into a bar and you run into 5 Romanians with 7 IMO / IPhO medals among them - just your avg night out in NYC at the Spaniard
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Two hot girlie-pops walk into the Spaniard in West Village last night realize my friends and I are talking quant immediately and brazenly ask for a drink. I tell them a 5 minute story about a date that didn’t work out and I tell them no, they literally stand up & leave 🫡😂 #nyc
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Valentin retweeted
Today we're introducing TRIBE v2 (Trimodal Brain Encoder), a foundation model trained to predict how the human brain responds to almost any sight or sound. Building on our Algonauts 2025 award-winning architecture, TRIBE v2 draws on 500+ hours of fMRI recordings from 700+ people to create a digital twin of neural activity and enable zero-shot predictions for new subjects, languages, and tasks. Try the demo and learn more here: go.meta.me/tribe2
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