Mom: "Do you ever back up your phone?"
Me:"Occasionally, why?"
Mom:"I don't get what I'm doing wrong, I PLUG IT INTO WIFI and.."
Me:*😶*
This was Connor back in the day @ohshanadaaa xitter.cf/footballvines/status/8…
Went through TSA & they pulled my backpack aside..suspicion of a knife. I thought it was my Epipen..then they showed me the knife #oops sry
This quote isn't only for bars, right?
Ever feel like your life has… instagram.com/p/BRU0DaFAa8kx… – at Illinois, USA
Dad calls and wakes me up this morning to make sure I had saw the video of a guy punching a kangaroo
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We all need to give President-Elect Trump a chance. Support the good. Lobby against what we disagree on. No one is bigger than us all
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I like how you think xitter.cf/stellabellaa11/status/…
Being in a portopotty in a tux wasn't something I thought I'd ever do but crazier things have happened #happilyeverAhlers
But seriously, congrats to one of my best friends @AhlersAndrew and @kruckodile ! Very happy for you two! #happilyeverAhlers
The wedding was okay but I'd have to say the cutest thing I've seen all day was Alyssa sitting between my parents like she's theirs
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Have that green/black scum growing on the siding of your house? Let us take care of your powerwashing needs before the Holidays!



















