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I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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A special bond between Ben Rice and 7-year-old Walker 💙 Via: nic_farrington / IG
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the knee slide over the olympic rings followed by a hair toss followed by the "that's what i'm fucking talking about" that will go down in history
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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they changed the Pledge of Allegiance to the lyrics of Born This Way
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google maps now says gulf of transgender
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Instead of spending money on wars and ballrooms and personal favors and vanity projects, the American people want their money spent on bettering their communities and their livelihoods. Pretty simple, actually.
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gave 14 years of my life to this website just for days like this
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If only trump had renamed a few more bodies of water
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🚨🇺🇸 A homebuilder in Texas says he's voting for James Talarico, because Trump deported all of his employees. I guess that makes sense 😂😂😂 Writer: Michael
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The season is over
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The ol’ crapshoot. Another year someone else wins it. Bad luck I guess. So glad Trent Grisham led off this game so Ben Rice couldn’t get that at bat. Season over. Losers.
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Crazy he was let down by almost every player on the team (not you Rice) and yet he’s the only one I see taking accountability Winner in a sea full of losers
"I'm not disappointed in our defense. I'm not disappointed in the offense. Really just disappointed in myself. That's baseball and those things are gonna happen. But I've got to be able to work through those. I wasn't able to do that today" - Cam Schlittler
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The day this stadium is destroyed will be the best day ever. How is this real life?
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The Cole Train comes to Tampa for ALDS Game 1 🚂 #RepBX
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Publicly cheated, secretly married
Sophia Bush reveals she and Ashlyn Harris secretly married in summer 2025. The actress shares in her new memoir that the two tied the knot in upstate New York. 🔗: vogue.com/article/sophia-bus…
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Why is she dressed like a swiftie at the airport?
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