@mayorchronicles
Joined October 2017
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Your friends are not going to look the same forever. Some of them will put on weight, some would grow skinny, some would have extreme acne breakout. Life happens. Shit happens. It takes bare minimum effort from you to just NOT mention these to them when you meet after a long time
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Ibukunoluwa Kuti - Website Designer

I design, build and maintain accessible websites for small businesses and public services. Based in Birmingham and available for new projects.

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I love what I do, I enjoy doing it, and I’m really good at it.
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Please normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.
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Siento que van a salir 88 temporadas más de Bridgerton pero nunca volveremos a ver a un hombre apreciando más a su mujer que George a Charlotte. Me destruye.
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100% convinced that the universe made this show so that this specific couple could meet, it should’ve been scrapped after this
pettyondemand@famousbutnotmeOct 15
Love is blind has not hit like this in a long time
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Step by step, day by day, brick by brick.
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Somewhere in my future is a version of me living a life that once existed only in her prayers and imagination. I hope she is happy, at peace, deeply loved, doing meaningful work, and taking her time with the beautiful things. I am trusting God to lead me there.
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Thank you God for everything.
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I love how millennials recharge by just shutting down completely and putting on their obscure comfort show that went off the air 20 years ago
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I love listening to smart women speak. There’s something so attractive about a woman who knows her stuff 🤌🏽
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@chynalexisOct 14
as a busy woman with a lot going on, please always get to the point with me
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Your period symptoms changing as you age is crazy. You can never truly master being a woman, it’s always sumn.
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Giuseppe Zanotti leopard heels
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The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into gardening, baking, reading, and long walks. Not because life got boring. Because peace became valuable.
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IT’S TIIIIIIME *screaming* Christmas romcoms are backkkkkkkk
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@netflixOct 14
A no-nonsense bodyguard (Leighton Meester) is hired to protect a charming action star (Jared Padalecki) over the holidays. Falling for him? That's where things get complicated. GUARDING STARS, based on Katherine Center’s bestselling novel The Bodyguard, premieres November 18.
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Hmm… actually, @Cristiano did it first, in my 2022 interview with him. You didn’t call for him to get a statue - you called it ‘very sad’, a ‘bad bad mistake’, and ‘pretty vulgar clickbait.’
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@markgoldbridgeOct 13
Lisandro Martinez build him a statue. Finally a serving player calling out the board and owners. Rest of the dressing room should stand with him immediately
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El partido al que llegue Cristiano con 999 goles va tener audiencias televisivas similares a una final de Champions o Mundial. Y las barbaridades que va intentar para meterlo van a pasar a los libros de historia.
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The art of being alone but not lonely.
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Films and books, what a beautiful escape. Long live the arts
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