good morning

i have 83 hours of PTO

the key factor to success that no one explored while facing the ottomans is asking them to be nice

supervisor told me the annoying not gay gay guy at work asked to do coke with her in the bathroom last time we all went out drinking. annoying gay guy behavior

lowkey i think a lot of flack americans have for the french is just jealously bc the french have the rebellious spirit americans purport to have

when i worked at summer camp there was this british girl named Eemer but in a british accent it sounded like eema (an approximation to Emma ig)

potential newly discovered planet in our solar system just dropped

had to renew my drivers license. i smiled in the new photo so now i no longer look mysterious and sexy

i’m always worried the mechanics will scold me for being 500 miles over due for an oil change

call me an egg laying mammal the way i got that platinum-puss

drunkenly helping community members is a cornerstone of mutual aid

complimented a coworker’s work and she said ‘thanks I use AI’ 😃 🔫

company i work for went so woke they no longer observe Columbus Day, but not woke enough to give us the day off for Indigenous Peoples’ Day

when i came out my mom said ‘thank you for telling me :)’ and then cried about it loudly in her room for three days

are you the one that threw up everywhere and over all things?